Things to be more proud of than "I think Rush Limbaugh is right about EVERYTHING!"

[HopeHoops]

"I stepped in a pile ah dog shit and it stinks so fine I'm hungry for supper!"

"I lost my virginity to ol' Bessie out there in the pasture."

"Yah don't have to pay no taxes if you don't do no work!"

"I can't stand them Demycrats, but I don't vote."

"Ma, my penis hurts again."

"Learnin' to read is for them damn libruls. I just watch FOX."

"Woman, get me anothah beer. And where's mah supper?"

"My fav'rit home cooked meal? Shit, that's easy - Dinty Moore beef stew."

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Now, I admit all of those are of similar mindset, but they are still more worthy of pride.

This thread is open for suggestions
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[nomorenomore08]

1. "I lost my virginity to ol' Bessie out there in the pasture."

This guy (right-wing nutjob Neal Horsley) really did, apparently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOKbrdYevfQ