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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 07:20 PM
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OH.GOD.NO.GOD.NO.
I just woke up from a nap.

Had a nightmare.

Taterguy was trying on these beautiful, expensive wedding dresses at an exclusive boutique in New York City.

The ladies that were trying to fit the dress to him were getting frustrated because his cigarette ash kept falling down the front of the dress.

He kept burping, and telling them to STFU.

I'm on hold with my shrink's office now.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 07:21 PM
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1. Did this involve Grandma's stash?
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 07:45 PM
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2. it wasn't a dream, it really happened.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 08:09 PM
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3. Is smoking allowed indoors anywhere in NYC?
Last time I tried to light up there I got tossed to the curb
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 08:30 PM
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4. No where that I am aware of...
except your own home.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 08:59 PM
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5. Consider yourself lucky.
You could have dreamed about him doing his Marlene Dietrich imitation while wearing his pink lace bustier, fish nets and smoking a cigar. The less said about the pit bull the better.

Some of us are still in therapy.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 09:17 PM
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6. You know you spend too much time in the Lounge when
you start having dreams based on what has been posted the last few days. :crazy:
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