What kinds of hilarious things did you write as a child?

[Lyric]

In honor of the but-tutcher, I think we should post some stuff that WE wrote as kidlets. :D

Here's one that my Mom still has. I think I was nine when I wrote this:

The Really Bad Week

I went to the playground on Thursday
I slid down the slide on my shins
I scraped my knee on a little rock
And I did not go back again!

I went to Marilla* on Friday
I leaped right into the deep end
I hit my sore knee on the bottom
And I did not go back again!

I went to my friend's house on Sunday
I knocked on the door, let me in!
I hit my own knee with my knocking hand
And I gave up and went back home!

The End

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:rofl:

*Edit: Marilla is the name of one of our local public park swimming pools.

[av8rdave]

1. I made a desktop sign in kindergarten art class that just said "think"

I was so proud that it wound up on the Principal's desk, until I was in the 4th grade and got sent to his office for an ass chewing. It was then I noticed that the "N" was backwards.