I can't believe the "I fornicated with my aunt" thread in GD got nuked.

[flvegan]

The poster had 29 posts. It had to be legit.

Damn.

[MrSlayer]

1. I'm upset that my "topper" got erased.

Sometimes you have to let that stuff stay up for awhile.

[flvegan]

2. Topper what now?

[ogneopasno]

3. Topper? You hardly knew 'er!

[MrSlayer]

9. You know, someone who always has to top your stories,

Also known as oneupsmanship.

[Name removed]

4. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[tanngrisnir3]

5. Hoefully not where his son was his cousin.

[Starry Messenger]

6. I think it ends in a tragic early tombstone.

[flvegan]

7. You graced my thread with your presence!!!!

I feel so validated. Validated almost rhymes with fornicated.

[greenbriar]

15. so you can go run to your little friends and brag how your mole

started a big ole gross fest?

[Tom Kitten]

8. I saw it at the top of the discuss page

I swear it wasn't more than five minutes ago! I didn't click on it since the subject didn't interest me...

[flvegan]

10. It was over really fast. Like the OP likely was with his aunt.

[Lil Missy]

11. Oh please! Someone admitted to committing incest in GD?

Sheesh! I miss all the good stuff!

[flvegan]

13. Say hello to poster at #4 in this thread.

She got drunk and picked him up at a bar. Filthy inbreeding cougar!

[Renew Deal]

14. It was some story about how this guy got picked up at a bar

Went home with the woman. Had sex, without a rubber, and then found out it was his aunt.

[AlCzervik]

19. oh yeah, that happened.

the aunt was a tissue box and hand lotion.

[greenbriar]

21. and I can't believe "it" is still posting

it is obvious this is a pepperoni ready to bake

[rurallib]

16. or whatever fornicating with your aunt is.

[skygazer]

12. I miss everything around here

And sometimes I'm very thankful for that. :rofl:

[rurallib]

18. gotta be at the right place at the right time like the poster was

never said if his aunt looked like his mom

[Renew Deal]

22. Then don't miss this one

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=118&topic_id=203389&mesg_id=203414

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Oh, please. Obvious freeper. Who says fornicated anymore?

We're too busy trying to spell opthalmologist. :eyes:

[rurallib]

20. too many sylalables

[flvegan]

23. What freeper has ever fornicated?

I mean while someone else was also in the room?

[Sebastian Doyle]

24. Well since I don't know of any songs about fornicating with your aunt...

we'll just have to sing along with "Uncle Fucka" instead :evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_MMuS7WQj0

[NYC_SKP]

25. The last reply I saw: "I shoved an ant into my urethra last week." Here's the subject lines...

I....just fornicated with my aunt Riden
Also... Riden
I doubt something like this will help mend the fences much GreenPartyVoter
Dad? n/t ColbertWatcher Feb-26-09 07:20 PM #
I really think it would be better................. seemslikeadream
I'm sorry but, eewww. Kitty Herder
(yawn) Okay, I think I was glean some sort of wisdom from this story? nt Sarah Ibarruri
No wisdom Riden
Yeah I guess! nt Sarah Ibarruri
someone couldn't keep their mole a secret greenbriar
let me guess, the woman was really a box of tissues and some hand lotion, right?
I like pasta Ardent15
Ummm...what? No, wait... flvegan
Mr. Coffee's mom is a busy gal. AlCzervik
Is it spring break already? Starry Messenger
doncha just love these stories from focus on the family members? hmmm nt msongs
oh my... n/t firedupdem
IBTL & TMBSTN JANdad
...? (nt) Riden
How long have you been a republican? AlCzervik
Welcome to DU! tuvor
1-800-call-shrink emilyg
Darling, I won't tell your mother! By the way, did I leave a hairbrush there? NYC_SKP
I remember when I had to buy Penthouse to read stories like this tularetom
great minds think alike musette_sf
Dear Penthouse:. I never thought this could happen to me. musette_sf
Dear Penthouse Letters eShirl
I shoved an ant into my urethra last week. MrSlayer

[Lost in CT]

26. Still classier than having a glass of wine in the tub with your chimp. nt