Talk Like a Pirate Day is fun. I'm glad there isn't Talk Like a Freeper Day.

[HopeHoops]

I don't mind being stared at for talking like a pirate, but I couldn't stand everyone glaring at me for being an idiot if I had to talk like a freeper all day!

[Lost in CT]

1. I think talk like a freeper day would be a blast. nt

[HopeHoops]

3. Oh dear. I hope I didn't create a monster.

[Lost in CT]

I ain't goin down to the Olive garden Betsy I don't eat them forener food.

I dont got insurance myself but i sure as hell dont want to pay for poor fat people who get sick cause of there drugs and smoking and shjit...


My car aint run right since them enviromental nuts took lead out of the gasoline.


betty sue get your cousins and leve the baby with grandma I gots my renbate check wes going down to the golden corral for some fine american steaks.


them inner city collards are getting rich while my government check barly covers a new skirt on the trailer.


(I could do this all day)

[HopeHoops]

5. Okay, on one point I agree - My 68 Galaxie does NOT like unleaded gas!

[SacredCow]

6. Hella Cool!!!!

I had a Falcon. The sedan, but with the 289.

[HopeHoops]

11. 390 here ;}

[SacredCow]

12. I'm glad I'm not paying for gas to fill up a V8 anymore...

But I do miss the nice, throaty growl... :(

[HopeHoops]

13. She's in storage at the moment. The owners manual says "Do not do more that 70mph in 1st gear".

I've shifted into second at 75 - and yes, it is a 3-speed automatic - manual shifting nearly snaps your neck at that speed. I've lost count of how many motor mounts I've broken, and this is factory-spec engine!

[SacredCow]

7. Dem Hummasexticals cain't git married- Dat's an uhbommanashun!!!

So put dat new porn vidjeo inna VCR- da wun wit da gurl on gurl actshun!!!!!

[gbate]

2. Ew, scary!

.

[DBoon]

10. NO ITS HUGH!!!!!

nt

[bookworm65t]

4. Can't do it

I tried before doing this post, and I just don't have the stomach for it. Sorry!

:puke:

[graywarrior]

8. All that's required for TLAFD is drooling.

[Bake]

9. Talk Like a Freeper Pirate Day!

"Arrrr, get a brain, morans!"

Bake

[KamaAina]

14. Are you SERIES??///??//??/??

That'd be HUGH!!!11!!111!!111 And we wouldn't just be preaching to the quier, either!