I need an excuse

[MrCoffee]

Some of MrsCoffee's friends are in town, and I really don't want to hang out with them.

"I really don't want to hang out with your lame friends" is just not gonna cut it.

[Symarip]

1. Three Words:

I have herpes.

[MrCoffee]

2. That's not an excuse, it's god's honest truth

[Shell Beau]

3. I would just say I don't feel like hanging with the gals tonight!

I wouldn't mind at all if my husband told me that.

[redqueen]

5. That seems entirely reasonable to me, too. (nt)

[MrCoffee]

10. The problem is, she doesn't want to hang out with them either...

I'm supposed to be the excuse for why we have to bail after a couple of hours.


They're gonna be a long couple of hours, though.

[Sanity Claws]

4. I don't blame you

You should be introduced to them and then go about your own life. I always find it weird when women get together at a friend's house and the husband hangs out with us. At this stage in my life, I like hen parties with no cocks allowed.

[HopeHoops]

6. "Well, I won't be hungry after that pastrami, anchovie, garlic, Limburger, onion, and bean sub..."

... but if you still want me to join..."

[siligut]

7. I think most of my friends like my husband better than they like me.

I am usually glad he doesn’t want to hang out with us.

[AlCzervik]

8. Can't you just tell your wife that?

they're her friends so i can understand why you don't want to hang out with them. Hell when my sister comes to visit my husband cannot get on that plane to China fast enough but i ain't mad at him, i envy him.

[DS1]

9. You downloaded 2 Gigs worth of Max Hardcore movies at work

and will be at home psyching yourself for her return

[MrCoffee]

11. I believe we have ourselves a winner

[jeff30997]

12. Well believe it or not...

But I'm more comfortable with women than with men.At first they hold back because there's a

man with them but after an hour or two I'm included in the circle and they forget that

I'm a dude.And no I'm not gay.About 80% of my friends are women and I enjoy the conversations

a lot.

[MrCoffee]

13. Gender has nothing to do with it...I loathe everyone equally.

This is a married couple and their FOUR kids.


I'm thinking of doing the honorable thing and committing seppuku.

[jeff30997]

20. Lol!

OK,now I get it. :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

14. You have a guest appearance at my D&D game tonight?

ok, I doubt that will fly...

[MrCoffee]

15. Is that tonight? Oh, sorry, I have to hang out with MrsCoffee's friends.

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

16. see, problem solved

:P

[flvegan]

17. Walk naked into the room when they're all present.

The desire for you to not hang out will be all theirs. Plus you can feign hurt feelings and get extra Scooby Snacks from the Missus.

[MrCoffee]

18. Sweet pickle relish, they'd better not expect me to dress for them

I draw the line somewhere...in the snow...with no hands.

[edbermac]

19. Tell her you're going to the store, then disappear until morning.

Then call home and tell her you just escaped and that she doesn't have to pay the ransom. :+

[MrCoffee]

21. That was my excuse for not going to my sister's wedding.

She's on to that one.