Every sperm is sacred.Every sperm is great.

[jeff30997]

Funniest song ever!

If you want to skip the lyrics and watch the vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8


DAD:

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

One of the best Monty Python movie! :)

[elshiva]

1. That was the best part of that movie. That's my least favorite Python Movie.

:hug: How are you doing? Don't waste any sperm. Corral the tadpoles.

[jeff30997]

2. HEY ! Hi elshiva !

Long time no see.

How am I doing? Well,

not bad.Except that damn

hypersomnia or whatever it's called.

I'm always sleepy.


You say that it's your least favorite Python Movie.

What is your favorite one ?

I only saw this one and Life of Brian.

Please feel free to recommend one for me.

Now I have to go back to L O S T episode 3.

I never watch them on TV.I download them and

it's great quality and no fucking ads! Yeah!

No endorsement for Disney's propaganda channel !

See you later alligator. :)

[elshiva]

3. Life of Brian and The Holy Grail are both great movies.

Most of the time I lean towards Life of Brian because I like the way that one ends. But, Holy Grail is great, too.

Sorry about the hypersomnia. I am having stomach issues and I am almost always ill.

I don't like LOST that much, but to each his own. I do like you.
:hug: :hug:

[jeff30997]

6. I absolutementaly have to watch Holy Grail !

Hey dudette,I do like you too. :)

[elshiva]

8. Thanks, honey.

:hug:

[jeff30997]

9. You're welcome sugar.

:hug:

[elshiva]

11. AWWWW! You are sacred to me. :-)

:)

[jeff30997]

15. OMG!

You are so cool !

Hey,I love ya Dudette. :toast:

Note: I had to retype this message 2 times because

of that fuckin Internet Exploiter crashed !!!Argh!

(Doing the Gorilla chest thumping)

-Jeff

[elshiva]

17. Heehee! Thanks!

Always look on the Bright Side of Life! :) :hug:

[ConcernedCanuk]

4. I guess God is pretty angry with me . . .

.
.
.

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

5. "... and they all taste like 'Shake'n'Bake'!"

:hide:

[jeff30997]

7. Oh really ?

And how do you know that Mr Q ? :P

[many a good man]

10. I'm partial to "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Always_Look_Bright_Side_Life.shtml

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

[elshiva]

12. I love that song.

[TK421]

13. If all this is true, then I am the Hitler of sperm death

[jeff30997]

16. ROFL!!!

OMFG! Ok,ok,stop laughing Jeff...BWAHAHAHAHhh! :rofl:

[TK421]

18. If I made one person laugh that hard today, my job is done n/t

[jeff30997]

19. Yes it is !

And thank you sooo much,I needed a good laugh!

[Aristus]

14. I always wondered if Monty Python hired Leslie Bricusse to direct that musical number.

Subject matter aside, the style screams 'Leslie Bricusse'.