After pouring some beverage into a glass, do you say "I have PORN the beverage"?

[Boojatta]

Poll question: After pouring some beverage into a glass, do you say "I have PORN the beverage"?

[HopeHoops]

1. I have my grandfather's naked lady beer glass - does that count as porn?

[no name no slogan]

2. No, I say I have scat filmed the beverage.

[KamaAina]

3. You are so screwn...

:eyes:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I code brown my pants first, THEN say I have PORN the beverage.