Breaking: Olive Garden to serve a cold cheese sandwich no matter what you order.

[JeffR]

Well, come on, Loungers.

Someone had to post this. And I guess that someone had to be me.

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[NanceGreggs]

1. I kinda knew this day was comin' ...

I just didn't wanna say ...

[TK421]

2. Yeah, but are the cheese sandwiches never-ending?

[Ikonoklast]

7. That all depends. If this creepy kid is sitting across from you,

it just may seem like an eternity.



"I reeeeeeaaaalllllyyy like cheese!"

[Ikonoklast]

3. If you can't afford to pay, they give you

two of them.



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[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I hope it comes with a heapin' pile of scorn and derision.

Because no one in the world is in a more elevated position to heap scorn and derision on people than Olive Garden waitstaff.

[flvegan]

5. What kind of breading on it before it's fried? Corn Flakes?

[JeffR]

6. That's extra, I think.

[ogneopasno]

8. Extra cheese for breast-feeding smokers.

[moriah]

9. I thought the cheese was made from breast milk expressed in front of your manager?

(Why you have to start picking on us smokers?)

[Marrah_G]

10. I just bribed a pit bull with a cheese sandwich to go maul a breast feeding child in Walmart..

In the firearms department.

[rug]

11. If you display your white penis you'll get extra cheese.

[Jamastiene]

13. And if you jump on the dinner table, whip it out, and say (very loudly)

"Behold!" you'll get mozzarella. :evilgrin:

[FloridaJudy]

16. But only if you're circumsized.

We do have standards!

[Jamastiene]

17. .

:spray:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. We still get the salad, though, right?

[JeffR]

18. Think that issue is still tied up in court.

Keep your fingers crossed.

Until then, be prepared to pay extra.

[lost-in-nj]

14. If your not smoking while

carving wood
and eating said cheese sandwich


who gives a crap????

:shrug:

just another cheese sandwich



lost

[XemaSab]

15. God help me

I actually went to their website and looked for a cheese sandwich. x(