Is DU broken or some shit?

[arcadian]

I can't start original posts, I can only respond to threads started by others.

[BarenakedLady]

1. Obviously not

You just did.

[arcadian]

5. Oh no, I didn't mean that I *airquotes* can't *airquotes*

I just meant that I'm not very good at it and I blame DU.

[BarenakedLady]

6. I blame DU for everything too.

:)

DAMN DU!!!

[EastTennesseeDem]

2. Funny. It's the exact opposite with me.

:shrug:

[Jamastiene]

3. I didn't do it.

O8)

[GoneOffShore]

4. Somebody tried yesterday

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. It's you. Skinner told me.

[arcadian]

8. If you take all the poster on DU

One of them has to be the most horrible and unoriginal poster there is that posts here. And that would be me.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Why would you say that?

I don't think that at all about you.

[arcadian]

10. I'm taking one for the team.

Self deprecating humor. It's actually a variation of Carlin's "Somewhere out there is the worst doctor in the United States. Through the process of elimination you could determine the absolute worst doctor. And the scary thing? Tomorrow, somebody has an appointment with him."

I think it was Carlin. Anyway, I'm not the worst, I think my posts are the funniest fucking things written on here. If anything, I'm under appreciated!

:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Well ok then!

Had me worried there for a minute!

I look at it like this on DU...as long as you are well intentioned, it's all good.

I'm going to be serious for a minute...21 days ago...I put my hand on a man's chest in hospice while he was in the throes of a death rattle.

I told him I loved him.

A few seconds later, with my hand on his chest, he took his last breath and died.

These kinds of things, which everyone experiences at some point, really makes you realize that most of the shit that happens around us is meaningless anyway.

Take your fun and your love as you find it.

EDIT: FUCK! I'm going to make this an OP!

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Stop breaking DU.

Some people want to use it. :P

[arcadian]

12. Crack with boobs?

Interesting.

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Yes, and?

:shrug:

[arcadian]

14. Is that crack, the drug crack?

And did you just respond to the name "crack with boobs"? :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Yes, like the drug.

And yes, I think I did. :rofl:

[arcadian]

17. Good, I thought it was a crack like the San Andreas fault line crack.

And that's just too vulgar to contemplate, although I suppose cleavage could be considered crack, in the geological sense not the anatomical.