I'm in love with a DUer.Guess who.

[jeff30997]

No it's not mcctatas dammit!

Yes I love her but not like that.

So...Who am I in love with ?

[BarenakedLady]

1. It's so me.

Damn it!

:grr:

Ok, I give up. Who?

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Yourself!

I'm sure I'm right. :7

[jeff30997]

7. Moi ?

Certainly not.But maybe,just maybe it could be...HELP! SOMEONE IS STRANGLING ME SO I CAN'T REVEAL...

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Well at least give a hint. Other than "it's not mcctatas"

:shrug:

[jeff30997]

13. Hey,you never saw a Hitchcock movie ?

I'm being strangled dagnabit! But...Sudenly,as the pressure is going up...I remember...

A name....Begining with R....Could it be?.....

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. R? Oooh RetroLounge.

Everyone is in love him silly! :D

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. I'm not.

He's icky.

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. What? He's charming.

You must lurve him. :loveya:

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. Not at all.

[jeff30997]

21. Hey! I'm dying here!!!

Call 911 instead of speculating!!1!! :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Eh, you'll be fine. I'm sure.

Or at least enough to say "____ I LOVE YOU!"

[jeff30997]

32. Ok...If..you....could...

Stop strangling me I could talk dagnabit!!! :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Fine! Hands off.

Baby. :eyes:

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Skinner?

[jeff30997]

10. Skinner?

Yeah,I remember hour trip to Tahiti...The sun...the coconut trees...But wrong answer! I never loved

him because he dumped me for that damn Hulk Hogan !

[arcadian]

4. Chuggo

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. taterguy?

[gratuitous]

6. Uh, yeah . . .

Complimented and everything. But, uh, yeah. That is to say, uh . . . no.

[jeff30997]

35. Well,uh,er,um,...

Errrrrrr...ah,oh,...ok,ok,mh...

[gratuitous]

58. I hope we can still be friends

Or at least mortal enemies. :hi:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. Congrats Jeff

I hope you are as lucky as I am...

[jeff30997]

19. Hi PaddyBlueEyes.

Yes but frankly I don't believe in luck my friend.You found each other and that is great for

you both.Make her happy because she deserves it and you as well.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

29. I promise to make her happy

every day for the rest of her life...

[jeff30997]

37. Man,I'm sure you will.

And if not I'm gonna shoot ya in the nuts! You know, I see her a bit like my younger sister.:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Is it me jeff? Is it me?

[Dr. Strange]

62. You're not his type.

[NYC_SKP]

12. You Promised Not to Tell.

That's it.

We're through.

I want my pin back.

[jeff30997]

18. Hey ?

How do you that ? I mean the sig line moving. Please tell.:bounce:

[NYC_SKP]

24. Give me my pin back!!!!

And I'll tell you.

[jeff30997]

30. Ok,ok.ok...

There's your pin:




Now tell me the secret!!!!

[NYC_SKP]

33. That's more like it.

I'm gonna miss what we had.

:rofl:


Ok, here's the code for scrolling:

<marquee direction=left>jeff30997</marquee>

will look like:

jeff30997

[jeff30997]

38. OK,I'll try it.

Nope,doesn't work. :(

[NYC_SKP]

41. Try this...

<font color="red"><marquee direction=left><b>TESTING</marquee></b></font>

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. I don't know but, you just ended a question with a preposition

and that is my dealio for tonight. Why? Fuck if I know.

[jeff30997]

39. Excuse me miss T...

What's wrong with ending a question with a preposition ? Is it a crime ? Please tell me it's not

because I could not live knowing that I broke the rules of the English language!

I'm just a poor French Canadian seeking love in this cruel world!!!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

56. Mon ami,

Je suis souhaitant bonne chance dans votre recherche de l'amour vrai. Quant à mon obeservation de votre structure de la phrase, s'il vous plaît ne donnez pas une autre pensée.

[Vanje]

59. Should have been written:

Who am I in love with, asshole?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

60. Dear Asshole,

Actually, it should have been written:

With whom am I in love?

~signed

Smart Ass

[Vanje]

63. Your grammatical skills are WHITE HOT!

but your sense of humor, needs a little work

[Tuesday Afternoon]

64. ~

considering the source.

[Inchworm]

15. Elshiva

If there's a hint in there, I'm taking it :D

:hi:

[NYC_SKP]

27. Elshiva's mine.

Part of the harem. First string, of course. :P

[jeff30997]

40. Shut up !

What's going on between me and Buffy is nun ov yar bizness!!! ;)

[3.14158675309]

16. BeachBaby?

Because there is a line 64 guys long!

[jeff30997]

42. Who's BeachBaby?

I noticed her name recently and of course that's a nick that makes the snake curious but who

is she? Well,I know what I have to do...Hire a Private and find out where I can f...

er,find her, :)

[3.14158675309]

54. Who's BeachBaby? She's a lounge legend!

You should get out of the cave more often! :rofl:

[TK421]

23. It's EarlG...isn't it?

I have to say that guy doesn't get enough shout-outs on this board

[Swede]

28. It's either 1 or Lobster Martini.

Hmmm?

[omega minimo]

31. Haruka

[UrbScotty]

34. Our dear CaliforniaPeggy?

:-)

[jeff30997]

43. Nah!

It's over between me and Peggy.She likes S&M and I don't. :rofl:

(Sorry CP)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

48. My dear jeff30997!

*sob*

You bastard! You swore you'd never tell! :cry: :cry: :cry:





































:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

;)

[jeff30997]

49. Oh,Peggy...

Please whip me ! I've been a bad boy !

:rofl: :loveya:

PS: Do you ever sleep ?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

50. LOL!

Whipping would be too good for you! J/K!


And oh yes, I do sleep...

Soon, in fact!

It's true I'm here a lot, huh?


:loveya: :rofl:

[jeff30997]

51. "Whipping would be too good for you"

Yes Mistress! Please burn my butt with a clothes iron ! Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

52. Oh, I forgot!

I'm supposed to be into S&M!

hehe...

Not me, kiddo!

G'night...I'm off to dreamland...

:hi:

[jeff30997]

53. Goodnight !

I'm off to dreamland too.I was up at 6 am and it's not my cup of tea to get out of my bed so early.

[Robeson]

44. Jeff, please. First of all I'm not a "her" and second, let's not get Mrs Robeson involved...

...she deserves better than this.

[jeff30997]

47. Uh...

When is your next trip out of Nashville already ? :P

[Lucian]

45. I love you too.

:)

:rofl:

[jeff30997]

46. Ditto !

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

55. Heidi

[Heidi]

61. You forgot the "joke" thingy.

Jeff is a darling, but I'm old enough to be his mother, or he's young enough to be my cat. Or something. :oy:

[Midlodemocrat]

57. It's me. I love you too, smoochiekins.

[AwakeAtLast]

65. SHHHhhhhhh!!!!

Ixnay on the ovelay, mmmmmkay?

I don't want to incite any death IM threats..... :yoiks:

:D