Dear Professor Douchebag,

[Writer]

If you try to give me a hard time during my presentation on Tuesday, I and a large posse of folks will collectively kick your sorry ass.

Furthermore, if you try to prove your masculine power to me by harshly grading my mid-term and giving me a lower grade than I deserve, that just underscores what an incredible loser you are.

Good luck to you on your decision making.

~Writer~

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Enough of this...why don't you just kick him in the fucking nads already?

[Writer]

2. Mr. Writer has conceived of many methods of kicking him in the nuts.

Unfortunately, all of them lead to my losing my position in the doc program.

I can't wait to be rid of the idiot.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Hire some kids to do it. That's what I do.

Give them each a $20. Have one nail him in the nuts, and have the other one punch him in the throat on the way down.

You're welcome.

[Lucian]

4. I had a professor like that in college.

He'd totally give students a hard time during their presentations, to the point of being an asshole. He'd even do this in front of his peers, and they never said anything or made him stop. He was the reason why I quit majoring in that major.

Hopefully you won't have that problem on Tuesday. Good luck.

[Writer]

5. A kick against douchebaggery. n/t

[Wapsie B]

6. Too bad you can't threaten to get his tenure stripped.

Hit 'em where it hurts. Well the other place it hurts.

[Ptah]

7. .;'[

[Writer]

8. Is that a white penis? n/t

[GOPisEvil]

9. Rattlesnake tail.

Or sculpture thereof.

[Ptah]

10. No, it is a rattlesnake tail.

buzzing a warning to you.

[Writer]

11. Why a warning? n/t

[Ptah]

12. Your professor Douche is toxic.

[Writer]

13. Yes, he most certainly is. And this is why I've had to play it cool. n/t

[mix]

14. i had a lot of resentment towards several profs too

looking back more than i realized at the time, my poor committee chair!

[Writer]

15. Unfortunately this involves sexual harassment and gender discrimination based on marital status.

You know, a white penis in power...

[mix]

16. sorry to hear that,

and i am sure he's been doing it for years