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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:31 PM
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Who here has stepped on Jacks?
Ow!
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:33 PM
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1. Ouchie
We don't have jacks in the house, but I obliterated all the landing gear on a Blue Angels type fighter plane the other day. That didn't feel too good underfoot.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:35 PM
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2. OW!
Yeah Jacks are the second worst thing to step on

The first, being of course, a lightbulb
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:36 PM
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3. I vote cat barf
For the opposite reason.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:37 PM
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4. Sigh, at least you can wash off cat barf
light bulbs break into really small shards that can cut through the most calloused soles
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:38 PM
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5. Yeah, that sounds pretty vicious
Never stepped one one, but I have dropped one, and picking up those wafer-thin shards is a bitch too.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:45 PM
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6. Yeah, but metal coat hangers are worse. I got one about a 1/4 of an inch into my foot before
Edited on Sat Feb-28-09 12:45 PM by GreenPartyVoter
I woke up enough to realize what was going on. Then I had to pull it out. :cry: That really sucked.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:47 PM
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8. Fucking OW!
(((shudder)))
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:49 PM
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9. Yeah! You would think I would have noticed it right away, but I guess I was still enough in
the zombie mode that my nerves weren't quite with it. That changed at rapid speed, though, I can tell you. :P
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:47 PM
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7. Them fuckers hurt!
An almost perfect weapon.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:50 PM
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10. As are Legos. Just make sure you get them under an arch or between the toes in order to
bring your enemy to his/her knees.
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 12:54 PM
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11. On Jacks what?
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