The local Goodwill store has a copy of Bennett's book about virtue

[Orrex]

Should I buy it, just for shits-n-giggles? It's not as though he'll see any money from it...

[bluesbassman]

1. Heck yeah!

Just so you could say you own the definition of hypocrisy.:puke:

And that you didn't have to pay retail to get it.:rofl:

[azmouse]

2. If the pages are soft enough

you could use it for toilet paper.

[OmahaBlueDog]

3. What does the book say you do if you have 9, and the dealer is showing a 7?

[HopeHoops]

4. Just bet the clerk $8 million that the original owner never read it.

B-)

[tigereye]

5. the bookie of virtue!

:rofl: that's what my husband calls him...

[Jamastiene]

6. Yes, buy it and make sure no one accidentally finds it

and gets brainwashed by it.

I shall :hide: now while the First Amendment protagonists tear me apart by a thousand small paper cuts.

:hide:

[Forkboy]

7. Steal it.