What body part rules the body?

[Xipe Totec]

Poll question: What body part rules the body?

Post your opinion on which organ or body part commands the rest.

And explain why.

[Jamastiene]

1. The White Penis

Because it does all the thinking. The brain doesn't even have any oxygen. :P

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[Xipe Totec]

3. Noted and added

:P

[Jamastiene]

4. Thanks.

I wish I had waited. I voted other already. :P

[sohndrsmith]

22. .... and for those of use who lack this particular appendage.? We must rely on the ol' brain? : ) nt

[Pierre.Suave]

2. Isnt it the Id?

Or is it the interaction of the Id and Ego?

I never can keep these things straight.

[rolltideroll]

14. ID,Ego Superego

They are easily confused. The ID is the backwards, me me me, societal ignorant part of you. The Superego is the part that is socialized and deals with the expectations people have as to how you should act. The Ego negotiates between the two to determine what action you will take. Depending on which of the two, the Id or Superego is more developed, the solution your Ego arrives at will reflect which is "stronger". Psychopaths ( in the true, Anit-social Personality Disorder,) are almost pure Id, while those involved in altruistic professions ( clergy, social workers, etc.) tend to have to have a much more developed superego. Hope that helps. For more, can i suggest you check out Herbert Meads' work on the I and Me.

[Lionel Mandrake]

16. das es, das ich, und das über-ich

That's according to Freud.

Similarly, Plato discussed the tripartition of the soul in terms of horses.

My wife just accused me of being pedantic. I started in on a long explanation of why she was wrong, but ...

[rolltideroll]

17. Ha ha

The pedant is he who finds it impossible to read criticism of himself without immediately reaching for his pen and replying to the effect that the accusation is a gross insult to his person. He is, in effect, a man unable to laugh at himself."—Sigmund Freud, The Ego and the Id.

[Lionel Mandrake]

19. That book is still in print

For readers' reviews (in German) see
http://www.amazon.de/Das-Ich-das-Metapsychologische-Psychologie/dp/3596104424/ref=sr_11_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1235888947&sr=11-1

[rolltideroll]

24. Are you involved in psychology in any way?

I am about to go ot Grad School, so if you are and have any tips, I could use em.

[NightWatcher]

5. I am Jack's penis. I tell Jack what cars to buy and which girls to hit on

[Xipe Totec]

7. Reader's Digest reference - I like it!

:hi:

[Turbineguy]

12. That's why there's a hole in the tip

so we can get oxygen to our brain.

[Skittles]

21. I AM GOING TO KICK JACK'S ASS

YES INDEED

[Xipe Totec]

6. At the Body Leadership Convention

So here's the story behind the poll.

There once was a Body Leadership Convention where all the parts of the body met to elect a new leader.

The Heart nominated itself as Boss.

- The Heart pumps blood to all the organs. Without me, you would surely die. I should be Boss.

But the Stomach nominated itself as Boss also.

- The Stomach provides nourishment to all the organs, including the heart. Without me, you would surely die. I should be Boss.

Then the Muscles nominated themselves as Boss.

- We move the body, catch the prey, and devour it so that the Stomach can provide nourishment to all the organs, including the heart. Without us, you would surely die. We should be Boss.

Then the Brain nominated itself as Boss.

- The Brain schemes and plans. I figure out where the prey is so that the muscles can catch the prey, and devour it so that the Stomach can provide nourishment to all the organs, including the heart. Without me, you would surely die. I should be Boss.

Then the Asshole nominated itself as Boss.

- I want to be the Boss, said the Asshole.

The convention erupted in furor. YOU? The Asshole want to be Boss? What do you do? Nothing but shit jobs. This is ridiculous! STFU and sit down, asshole!

So the asshole took offense, went on strike, and clamped shut.

After a few days of asshole strike, the heart started racing from all the poisons in the blood, The stomach started throwing up because there was no place for the food waste to go, the muscles became weak and powerless from lack of nourishment, and the brain became delirious from lack of food and poisons in the blood.

On the third day, the organs relented.

- Okay, asshole, if you want to be the boss you can be the boss. We don't care anymore. Just do the shit jobs, for Chrissake!

So the Asshole became Boss, un-clamped, and the body recovered.


















The moral of this story is:
















You don't need heart, or guts, or brawn, or brains to be the boss.
















All you have to do, is
















Be an ASSHOLE!











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[HopeHoops]

8. That's exactly what I was going to post - I just couldn't find the 20-year old FAX with that joke.

[Xipe Totec]

13. I just typed it from memory

:P

[yellowdogintexas]

25. that joke was the first thing that came to my mind ! nt

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. The Feet. Without them you are not getting very far.

[TK421]

10. The Pineal Gland n/t

[Xipe Totec]

15. Give an explanation, and I may still be able to add it

if the time to edit hasn't expired...

[rolltideroll]

11. I voted for the Asshole.

I always wanted to know what it was like to vote for Bush.

Quick,Buddy Rich,give me a rim shot!

[libodem]

18. you have to know it's the bungholeo

you don't have to have a heart or brains to be boss you just have to be an asshole.

[Lucian]

20. Every one of them.

Without one of the vital organs, we can't survive.

[surrealAmerican]

23. The lungs.

It's easy to test this one: just stop breathing for a few seconds, that will demonstrate their dominance.