I'm assembling my army to attack taterguy and will need all of you who have military experience

[Midlodemocrat]

of any kind. Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines. Hell, I'll take Eagle Scouts.

So, post here and I'll send you your signing bonus.

[TZ]

1. Does girl scouts count?

Of course I also worked at NIH and am a veteran of vicious political battles..That ought to give me an edge..I learned all about the art of stabbing someone in the back!

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Yes, I was going to contact you about biological weapons.

Thank you for your help.

[Symarip]

3. Sure.

The Army of three will probably need some snickerdoodles after a long day of pretending to be important.

[TZ]

5. .

:rofl: Careful, I'll get out my old uniform and bludgeon you to death with my badges..

[rug]

4. What are you going to do? Throw Thin Mints at him?

[Midlodemocrat]

6. I have put TZ in charge of biological warfare. So, you might wanna be careful.

You can be my legal team.

[rug]

9. I'll draft a memo authorizing everything you do.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Excellent, most excellent.

[TZ]

10. Yeah. I have to go..

I need to get back in the lab to sneeze on a few samples. BWAHAHA! Just think of all the mutant germs I can produce from years of working with crazy scary stuff!

[taterguy]

7. I'd like my signing bonus in cash please

Especially since I'm the only one here that knows where I live (I hope)

[Midlodemocrat]

8. You probably would like to think that, however, if you remember correctly.

you should be quaking in fear of the databases. :thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

12. I was a receiver when I played football in Junior High.

Does that count?

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Perfect. I will put you in charge of night vision goggles.

This is gonna be SUWHEET!!!!!

[Dr. Strange]

15. I shall arrange them by size and quality.

[TZ]

27. You played football?

Ah that explains the fascination with all things BALL related!
:rofl:

[MissMillie]

14. well, I was a chaperone for my son's JROTC Drill Team

They were National Champs.... :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. I knew I could count on you.

:loveya:

[bbernardini]

16. I'm sorry, but I'm already a member of the Homestarmy.

<>

[Midlodemocrat]

21. And to think I told you your baby was cute.

Harumph.

[bbernardini]

23. Just you wait until I post the video of him singing "Happy Birthday" to my father.

You'll forgive me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Does a black belt count?

I was taught karate by a bunch of ex-Marines and Air Force dudes.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Plus, you're pro RKBA.

:thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

58. I can also bring power tools and a plethora of martial arts weaponry

[Jamastiene]

20. I make primitive weaponry never even heard of before.

I make this weaponry from scratch. It was all designed during various months through the years while I had PMS AND PMDD and my sick, twisted, demented, deranged, pevvy mind thought about revenge being a dish best served from the depths of my depraved mind while I have PMDD.

These are some of the materials I use in my primitive, weaponry:
:bluebox: guitar strings
:bluebox: recycled and revamped fox traps(these traps will hurt no more foxes EVAH)
:bluebox: some shed cat claws I found and saved
:bluebox: the teeth of small children who lost their baseballs even after they savagely bit me in an attempt to reclaim them
:bluebox: 10 penny nails
:bluebox: bits of shredded heavy duty plastic that I saved after "therapy sessions" of shredding plastic as part of my failed anger management plan
:bluebox: baseball bats
:bluebox: rusty metal pieces I saved when my metal detecting attempts proved unsuccessful
:bluebox: sharpened metal electrical box knockouts that I turned into homemade Bo Shuriken ninja death stars
:bluebox: an arsenal of sharp knives collected from various locations around the world
:bluebox: my double edged customized machete
:bluebox: my criminally insane depraved mind
:redbox: me

I will donate it ALL to such a good cause as defending my good buddy, Midlo.

:patriot:

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Thank you, precious.

:loveya:

:patriot:

[denbot]

24. Seaman Denbot

Splurging in!

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Your devotion to the cause is noted. Thank you.

:hug:

[old mark]

26. If you all are the pro-gas grill side, trooper mark of the Army is reporting.

When's lunch?




mark

[Tommy_Carcetti]

28. Only if you have me as a military contractor/mercenary not subject to any laws, foreign or domestic.

Note I believe I spelled foreign correctly this time.

[Midlodemocrat]

29. You will need to check with my legal expert, rug on that, but I think that's fine.

And, yes, you did.

:rofl:

[av8rdave]

30. Military experience, but....

I can't remember...which one of you doesn't like Rush?

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Not me. HUGH fan here.

:thumbsup:

[av8rdave]

37. In that case, sign me up!

[bikebloke]

32. Tractor Pilot

While working in the Negev Desert, we used to have dog fights on tractors, throwing over ripe tomatoes at one another. Also, ground-to-tractor warfare - bastards driving by, finishing work early, ran a guantlet through a tomato barrage.

[Midlodemocrat]

33. Excellent. You can be in charge of the mess hall.

:patriot:

[geardaddy]

34. I only made it to Webelos.

But I'm with you. :patriot:

[Midlodemocrat]

35. You are in charge of uniforms.

[geardaddy]

36. Sir, yes sir! n/t

[charlie and algernon]

38. How 'bout Black Ops?

I'm a member of the super secret XR3 Unit. We don't operate with any branch and report directly to the shadow government in Wyoming. We're the guys who found Saddam hiding in North Africa after the invasion and put him in that spider hole for the regular army to find.

[Midlodemocrat]

40. Excellent. Thank you for your service.

[trof]

39. Former reconnaissance/fighter pilot here.

Our 'official' motto:
"Alone, Unarmed, and Unafraid"
Our unofficial motto:
"We killum with filum."
I can bring you high resolution photos of TLD force location and heavy weapons disbursement in a 12" X 18" black and white format.
Extra charge for color.
;-)

[Midlodemocrat]

41. It's my understanding that the TLD is crumbling.

WHich is an awesome advantage for us.


:patriot:

[Captain Hilts]

42. I've sat in the driver's seat of USS SEAWOLF? Is that enough to qualify here?

[Midlodemocrat]

43. Most assuredly. Thank you for your service.

:patriot:

[Captain Hilts]

44. It was a tough afternoon!

[TK421]

45. I don't have any military experience.....

I can, however shoot a bottle of Budweiser off a charcoal grill ( preferably, a full bottle of Bud )

[Midlodemocrat]

47. Your service is gratefully accepted.

[Bake]

46. Make love, not war, dammit!

Bake

[Midlodemocrat]

48. No Jesus, no peace.

[LostinVA]

49. I was a Brownie and Girl Scout

I'm also quite a good shot with a long gun, if that counts for anything.

I also know how to string a bow and shoot arrows.

I know how to use a katana, and I know some Aikido.

Plus, I have relatives in the military.

[Midlodemocrat]

52. Plus, you're married to Haruka. Two thumbs up.

[Rosie1223]

50. Not military, but

as I also drive a minivan, cook on a gas grill, and at one time employed a "Brenda-type" person, I feel we are sisters-in-arms.

I will volunteer my husband -- he was an eagle scout and usually does what I tell him, sometimes.

[Midlodemocrat]

51. Excellent. taterguy is going down like an anchor.

[LostinVA]

53. If you drink Barefoot, she'll probably make you her XO

[Rosie1223]

56. HaHa, while I enjoy a glass of wine on occasion,

winters in Illinois are not barefoot friendly times. I'd be willing to learn to play Bunco, though

[DevonRex]

54. Ex-military and ex-ATF. Will that help?

[Midlodemocrat]

55. Most assuredly. Thank you for your service.

:patriot:

taterguy is toast.

[Fleshdancer]

57. I'm an Army brat. Does that help?

I'm a quick learner and I have a handful of family members that I can consult with on a regular basis so I think that should qualify me for something. Besides, every well oiled military machine will need support staff. Can I be in charge of the wine shipments? I'll guard it with my life.

[Midlodemocrat]

59. Thank you. We need someone to do that.

:patriot: