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Mike 03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:07 PM Original message |
What are some good excuses for getting out of important social engagements you need to avoid? |
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Symarip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. This works for everything: |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 09:23 PM Response to Reply #1 |
17. OMG! |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
2. hey, I don't wanna go to your stoopid fucking engagement |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
3. Be honest? |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:15 PM Original message |
I always like to call in and say that I have been abducted by aliens. |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
4. dupe |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
5. I take it you don't have kids? |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
6. Work suddenly requires you to leave town. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
7. Morning sickness. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:32 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Are you going to shake me down for money to "take care of it" again? |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
8. Fake religious obligations. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
9. "woman trouble" |
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sammythecat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
11. If none of the other ideas here work |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 08:57 PM Response to Original message |
12. you have to work lots of overtime |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
13. You could always fake your death? |
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femmocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
14. Toothache! |
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Flaxbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
15. hm. Any way you could meet them somewhere else for about |
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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
16. You have a prior engagement on DU. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
18. tell 'em you ate some bad chili |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 11:10 PM Response to Original message |
19. Sometimes you just have to suck it up. |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 11:10 PM Response to Original message |
20. "I'm too well to go, thank you." |
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crimsonblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
21. you should ask yourself why you don't want to go |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-08-09 11:19 PM Response to Original message |
22. A. What is it that they did or said to you that makes you not want to see them. |
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smalll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
23. Tell them "I don't drink with you." They'll likely never invite you again, |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 01:42 AM Response to Original message |
24. You're in hiding because... |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 06:36 AM Response to Original message |
25. Claim Montezuma's Revenge. |
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CJCRANE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 07:27 AM Response to Original message |
26. These days I don't give specific excuses |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 07:45 AM Response to Original message |
27. Duty. Just do it. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
28. Something suddenly came up |
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ipfilter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
29. Tell them your having it so bad if you bent |
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tanngrisnir3 (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
30. Just keep screaming into the phone, "PARAGUAY!! PARAGUAY!! PARAGUAY!!!" |
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ogneopasno (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 09:29 AM Response to Original message |
31. The more you explain, the more you lie and the more you get tangled up. Keep it simple: |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
32. Intestinal issues. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-09-09 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
33. Herpes flare-up |
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