I need a secret bank account
MrCoffee
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Mon Mar-09-09 11:11 AM
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I need a secret bank account |
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How am I supposed to buy MrsCoffee surprise presents when she checks the bank statement every day and can see when I spend $25 at proflowers.com?
I need to hide money from my wife.
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LaraMN
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Mon Mar-09-09 11:13 AM
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Well, it's not secret, it's just separate. And what is this "buying your wife flowers" business? Should I still be getting flowers?!
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MrCoffee
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Mon Mar-09-09 11:15 AM
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2. I got an email about a sweet deal, but since it won't be a surprise, no flowers for her. |
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It also helps that she doesn't gloat when I'm wrong, which I never am.
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Lost in CT
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Mon Mar-09-09 11:39 AM
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3. Get a prepaid credit card.... nt |
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Mon Mar-09-09 11:40 AM
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4. you need to learn how to skim off the top. |
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it's pretty easy once you get going.
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Mon Mar-09-09 12:50 PM
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5. Seriously. I've been embezzling from Mr. Midlo for years. |
MrCoffee
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Mon Mar-09-09 12:58 PM
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6. She's the one skimming...that's why she insists on keeping the books. |
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Her whole "You completely suck at math, stay the hell away from the checkbook" rationale is fooling no one. I know she's crooked as a three-dollar bill.
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Midlodemocrat
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Mon Mar-09-09 12:59 PM
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7. I am so proud of that woman. |
MrCoffee
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Mon Mar-09-09 01:00 PM
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8. You're not getting any damn flowers, either. |
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Mon Mar-09-09 01:07 PM
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9. the more i hear about your long suffering wife the more i like her. |
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hell i might send her some flowers, no a dish garden, flowers die but a dish garden can be enjoyed for a long time.
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