Bless me, DU for I have sinned.
TheMightyFavog
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:25 PM
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Poll question: Bless me, DU for I have sinned. |
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It has been one month since my last confession. I went into m y local Wal-Mart and purchased some Tiger Balm for my poor aching muscles. I don't know why I chose to go and shop at a corporation that I hate and have decided to boycott. I'm really sorry....
Now It is time for you DUers to choose my penance.
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:27 PM
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1. Say twenty "Never Gonna Give You Up"s and be absolved, my son. |
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<--------------The Lord forgives all who sin.
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daveskilt
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:40 PM
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3. wasnt rick astley just another stock, aitkin, waterman junk act? |
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like craig mClachlan, stefan dennis, danni minogue, and sabrina?
I think he must have been lip syncing. No way did that voice come out of his skinny wee body.
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:57 PM
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4. Take that back, heathen! |
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Lord Astley is greater than all of those poseurs! And his body was merely the vessel! 'Twas divinity that sprang from his lips!;)
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Tue Mar-09-04 11:35 AM
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7. I believe, born again to the pentecost of lord Astley |
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Unbidden the words flew to my mouth...we've known each other for so long - you know the rules and so do I - never gonna give you up....
I was Rick Dancing with the spirit of Lord Astley and I sobbed openly as I knew he indeed never would give me up. Forgive my unbelief thou who transcendeth all other SAW artists of the 80's
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:27 PM
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2. You will NEVER wash these stains from your immortal soul. (nt) |
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Mon Mar-08-04 09:02 PM
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5. *smacks his own forehead* |
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Here I am, sore as hell from going to the gym and moving heavy stuff around for the first time in a long long time, having completely forgotten that such creams and balms exist..
doh!
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Mon Mar-08-04 09:21 PM
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6. i say self flagellation |
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but ONLY if i can watch.
:-)
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TheMightyFavog
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Tue Mar-09-04 01:10 PM
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8. kick for the afternoon crowd... |
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Tue Mar-09-04 06:22 PM
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10. You must pay for your crimes... |
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...by spending time in the I/P forum!!! (ominous music plays)
Bwwwaaahhhh!
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TheMightyFavog
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Tue Mar-09-04 06:15 PM
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9. Now, where am I gonna get some pro unionization literature |
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that i can easily inject into my local Evil Empire?
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