Unless you folks start posting some crazy shit, I'm booking

[MrScorpio]

I have a graphic novel to write

[NC_Nurse]

1. Is it about crazy shit?

or something else?

[MrScorpio]

2. Already saw it

Turn up the wacky meter a bit, will you.

[DS1]

8. wacky?

You don't even rate the attention after using a such a word :puke:

[name not needed]

3. ROBB IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN

POL POT IS A DINGBAT
HITLER HAD SEX WITH MARYLIN MONROE

happy? :)

[Bertha Venation]

9. who is that floppy little square-headed stuffed panda-looking guy

in your sig line?

[name not needed]

11. gir

from invader zim.

[Bertha Venation]

12. I like him.

Is invader zim a video game? A cartoon?

Is the "g" pronounced like as in "jimmy" or as in "game?"

He's cute.

[name not needed]

15. cartoon.

its been cancelled, but the dvd comes out in may.

[curse10]

4. crazy shit

:P

[MrScorpio]

10. Hah Hah. Very Funny

NOT!!!

[xray s]

5. how's this for starters

[MrScorpio]

6. Roll around laughing on the motherfucking floor.

Now that's good

[Bertha Venation]

7. Daddy's lapping 1% milk out of a coaster, Waste Mgmt hasn't picked up

our garbage in a week, it snowed at 45F today in Waldorf....

[populistmom]

13. I man I know has asked me twice if he can watch me pee?

Last Fall, I went to school with this guy who, at first, I thought was a really nice, good looking guy. Another returning 30-something person working on a second degree like myself. I sort of had a little crush on him back in September because he is 1.) very smart and 2.) quite good-looking (a crush in an I'm-married-and-not-going-to-do-anything way). Then, I realized the guy was a total pervert. He kept staring at me ALL the time, in lab asked to watch me pee when we had to do a urinalysis, found out he told his 19 year old(!) girlfriend he's 28 (really he's 38). The worst of it came after he met my husband (they work in the same hospital) and most certainly after he knew I was married.
Then last week, I saw him for the first time since December. He said something about watching me pee again and that I'm "lookin' good" (wink, wink). I just told him he needs a new line, rolled my eyes, and walked away. Hopefully, he got the message enough and will chill because I'll likely have classes with him in the future. If not, I know how to handle it officially. Just wish I didn't have to.

This is my annoying crazy shit. I have other more personal crazy shit too, but it's too emotional for me to discuss.

[sasquatch]

14. Read 'The Frontiersman' by Allen Eckart

[Deja Q]

16. The origins of the necktie!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.centurionministry.org/body/necktie.htm

You'll have to satiate your own growing curiosity on this one, but if this isn't crazy enough shit... :evilgrin:

Okay, you win. Here's a hint: Deviances are being redefined every day. Yesterday’s heresies are today’s accepted practice. The focus is no longer on the root/origin of a practice, whether paganistic or corrupting but on the superficial, misguided, imposed social benefits.

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. Dude. Where have you been?

Ain't nothin' in this Lounge but crazy shit tonight.