I, too, have a Major Pet Peeve...

[TXlib]

I am a heterosexual male, and I don't think enough sexual references are being made about me.

[LastKnight]

1. thats because your shooting blanks...lol nt

[Mass_Liberal]

2. :)

same here.*Sigh*. Same here. Life sucks.

[SOteric]

3. Probably not, but your wife assures us that this is because

you're suffering an acute case of horndoggus maximus.

Now quit trying to hump your computer table or KC's gonna smack you with a rolled up newspaper.

[TXlib]

4. Consider me verbally spanked.

Now, please do it again!

[populistmom]

5. What do you want us to say?

:shrug:

[TXlib]

6. Surprise me!

[populistmom]

7. With all the circ and no-circ talk

I was going to start a thread about the wonderful appreciation for all penises, but I figured a whole thread is too provactive. So let me just state, I'm a heterosexual woman, and I love penises. :D

[TXlib]

8. Then you'd love me.

Apparently, I have a giant dick.

Wait, no, KCDem has just told me that I *am* a giant dick.

Sorry for the confusion...

[populistmom]

9. You should hang out with my husband then

He can be a giant dick too. Let's see, he likes physics, has a vasectomy, and occasionally comes on DU and acts like he's some horny dude (not near your level though).

[TXlib]

10. Maybe you *are* married to me.

Are you sure you're not KCDem's split personality?

[populistmom]

11. I remember once something KC said months ago

Like over the Summer, before I posted much. There was some sexual preference thing about you not being into some particular thing for yourself. It struck a chord with me because I though I had the only one (well, he's not completely not, but sort of if that makes sense). Anyway, there's that too!

[TXlib]

12. Huh?

I totally didn't get what you just wrote...

[populistmom]

13. Check your PM