This is not a sex thread - Women do THEY have names?

[NewHampster]

During our engagement my wife to be wore one of my sweatshirts and my favorite mounds have forever more been called.

Arizona and State

Do other people give them names?

And all you perverts I'm not asking for the name of your dinky tallywhacker.


:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

1. Why does anything with 'this is not a sex thread' demand to be clicked on?

Here I am, and I have nothing to add. I'll gawk though.

:o

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Patty & Cathy

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sights
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control --
What a wild duet!

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.

[Bertha Venation]

3. LOL Arizona & State

Is that the corner in Winslow, Arizona, that the Eagles sang about? Arizona & State? Such a fine sight to see . . . ;)

[NewHampster]

4. That and Arizona State U. - Tempe

I stood on that corner in the summer of 1970. Smack dab on Rte 66

[Kat45]

5. No. I think just men do that. They try to name ours too.

[southerngirlwriter]

6. I am rather....uh.....

well-endowed.

No, they have no names. When I was a kid and boys started making comments, I often cursed them. But that doesn't count.

[theorist]

11. "Well endowed"? Does that mean you have

a Gugenheim Fellowship, or something? :)

[southerngirlwriter]

15. Something like that. :-)

nt

[kckc]

7. Of course...

Fred and Barney, cuz one is bigger than the other (no, not that noticeable). This is very common in women. Right? Isn't it? :)

[theorist]

9. Sure is. n/t

[populistmom]

8. only by a young nursing toddler

"nigh-nigh boo-boo's" (remember, producing milk is their functional purpose)

I wouldn't object if in the confines of an intimate relationship, they were to be named either, but I haven't had the privilege thus far.

[tigereye]

17. my nursing joke was that the "left wing"

one seemed to be preferred to the "right wing" one

sorry I have missed nursing humor!

[SOteric]

10. I rather jokingly call mine Tom and Harry

You know the name that's missing from that formula. ;-)

[VelmaD]

12. *snort*

You are a loon. :loveya:

I had a boyfriend way back in college who called one Tigger and the other Eyeore...he swore one of them was bouncy and the other one was sad. Don't even ask me to remember which one was which. That boy was a nut. :-)

[NewHampster]

13. duhhhh

Richard the Lion Hearted

:shrug:

[tigereye]

18. that's pretty good

[Red State Rebel]

14. One of the girls in my dance group....

is rather well endowed and we refer to her as Kelly and the twins.

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. What a beautiful girl! She is utterly adorable.

Sorry for off topic post all! :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Carnegie. Mellon. University.

parse that one, O Clever People.

[AlienGirl]

20. Chocolate, Vanilla, and Strawberry.

Named that, or alternatively Regular, Unleaded, and Diesel, back when the kids were nursing.

Tucker