I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.

[TXlib]

Yes, I would.
If I only could,
I surely would.



I've had that song in my head all evening.

[TXlib]

1. Of course, I'd rather get nailed than hammered...

[ComerPerro]

2. Well, I 'd rather be a forest than a street

Mainly, because I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet.

[TXlib]

3. I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail.

[matcom]

4. I am a rock

i am an iiiiiiiiiisssssllllaaaaannnnnddddddd

[TXlib]

5. Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. I am just a poor boy

Though my story's seldom told.

[Aristus]

7. Gee, but it's great to be back home!

Home is where I wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeeee, yeah!