Demons have kidnapped the leprechaun who lives in my head!

[everythingsxen]

Discuss.

[CanuckAmok]

1. Oh, that's just crazy...

You know perfectly well the leprechaun is still there.

[La_Serpiente]

2. does the leprechaun look like this?

[everythingsxen]

3. YES THATS HIM!

GIVE HIM BACK DEMON!

[Ladyhawk]

4. A message received from the microscopic orangutans...

...who live in my armpits. The demon gave them this note:

Vote for Shrub in November or the leprechaun gets it.

Signed,

The Demon

[everythingsxen]

5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[Dookus]

6. that was no demon

that was ME!

I took him for his pot of gold. As soon as the little bastard spills the beans, you can have him back. Frankly, he's annoying.

[everythingsxen]

7. He has no gold...

He is an adopted leprechaun...

[Dookus]

8. You're lying

cuz you want the gold.

I have the little guy on a rack right now. He's being stretched pretty good, but he still won't say where the gold is.

Man, he's got a filthy mouth on him.

[everythingsxen]

11. No stop torturing him demon!

I have a gold filling. It's all the gold I have. You can take it if you want it so bad, just stop torturing poor Leper!

[Dookus]

12. The rack didn't work....

he still won't talk.

Now the cats are working him over. It's getting ugly.

He doesn't smell very good.

[everythingsxen]

13. Why!? Why must you do this to him!?

Poor little Leper.. you know he has leprosy right? You should get yourself checked out...

[AlienGirl]

9. Where did you adopt him from?

[everythingsxen]

10. The ASPCA

American Spooky Paranormal Creatures Association.

[AlienGirl]

14. Can I get one too?

<Gir voice> Leprechauns! </Gir voice>

[everythingsxen]

15. Of course!

You could also get a badger or a griffon or an antelope or a...

[AlienGirl]

16. Can I get a wendigo?

[everythingsxen]

17. yes!

you can get a pudding monster too.

[AngryAmish]

18. Does the leprechaun tell you to burn things?

[everythingsxen]

19. Only when he wants me to burn things.

Usually he is happy with the usual stuff.. murder, warcrimes, arson, stampeding cattle. (Stampeding Cattle? That's not so bad.) Through the Vatican?

[TXlib]

20. My buttmonkeys have been especially active today

I think they're communicating with Venus.

[everythingsxen]

21. Do the buttmonkeys know the location of my poor leprechaun?

*whine*

[TXlib]

23. I'll send them out to search

Fly, my prettys, fly!

uhhh, come to think of it, they don't do 'Search and Rescue'. They only do 'Search and Destroy'.

[Fleshdancer]

22. Maybe they're just taking the leprechauns on a trip

the way people take garden gnomes from other people's yard and take pictures of them while on vacation. The demons will probably return your leprechauns soon...perhaps with photos of them next to the Eiffel Tower, or Time Square. Let the leprechauns enjoy themselves...get out and explore a little. If you truly loved them, you would set them free.