My bat, Atticus...he'd like to say hello

I AM SPARTACUS

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Tue Mar-09-04 05:21 AM
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My bat, Atticus...he'd like to say hello

...unfortunately, all he can muster is a bit of a high-pitched "eek-eek" that most folks can't understand...but I'll translate for you if you'd like to chat...

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VOX

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Tue Mar-09-04 05:28 AM
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1. Hey, Atticus!

Lookin' good, my man.

Are you named Atticus after the protagonist in "To Kill a Mockingbird," or is your name a pun on "attic," where bats are known to hang out (sorry) on occasion?

Also, what does IAS have on your menu lately?

Hang in there (oops, sorry again) -- :toast:

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I AM SPARTACUS

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Tue Mar-09-04 05:46 AM
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4. I found Atticus, well...you know where...

End o' summer, moved into and renovated a 100 year-old farmhouse in the swamp. Atticus came with the place.

Menu mostly skeeters. Can't wait for spring & the June bugs, tho' he says he bulks a bit that time o' year.

Atticus says that you shouldn't sweat the "hang in there" cracks...he says bats expect it and it's not one of those "ya have't be a bat to say that" kinda things...

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VOX

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Tue Mar-09-04 06:40 AM
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7. Atticus, you're a real cool dude!

Skeeters all day must sure hit the spot. Thanks for being a gentleman and responding to my queries!

Enjoy your evenings -- :toast:

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I AM SPARTACUS

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Tue Mar-09-04 06:44 AM
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8. Atticus sez that his ambition is to go after bigger bloodsuckers...

he wonders how long it'd take to flap on up to DC...

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Tue Mar-09-04 06:48 AM
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9. Lord knows there are many, dare I say, "fat cats" up there...

Just begging to have a little taken off the top.

Watch out for high cholesterol, Atticus! :yourock:

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Tue Mar-09-04 06:52 AM
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10. Atticus sez "more worried 'bout oxycontin and alcohol in the blood there."

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R Hickey

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Tue Mar-09-04 05:32 AM
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2. My cat, Sparkey, would like to keep Atticus close to his heart...

In fact, he'd like to keep Atticus in his stomach.

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I AM SPARTACUS

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Tue Mar-09-04 05:47 AM
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5. Atticus sez yer cat would end up with a bat case of indigestion...

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Tue Mar-09-04 05:44 AM
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3. Bugs! I need more bugs! Feed me, IAS.... feed me

and keep the caaaaaaaat awwwwwwayyyyyyyyyy

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I AM SPARTACUS

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Tue Mar-09-04 05:49 AM
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6. Atticus sez "What's all the flap-flap-flap about...???"

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Tue Mar-09-04 07:06 AM
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11. my what big ears you have

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Tue Mar-09-04 07:09 AM
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12. Atticus sez that sometimes, size does matter...

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