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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:09 AM
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For those who can't afford to have their husband neutered


Do it yourself...
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:12 AM
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1. OUCH!
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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:13 AM
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2. This thread is painful already
:evilgrin:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:17 AM
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3. Has KCDem tested these out on you???
:shrug:
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:26 AM
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4. I'm sure she's wanted to in the past.
Edited on Tue Mar-09-04 08:26 AM by TXlib
And probably will want to in the future.

And may well volunteer to hold me down while you do the honors.
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:35 AM
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5. Oh for crying out loud.
*pulling out the flame thrower*

Also useful for conducting genital mutilation on your daughter prior to her maturation.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:36 AM
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6. Where the hell did THAT come from?
:wtf:
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:37 AM
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7. Turn the joke around...
...see if it's still funny.

Just doing a hypocrasy check is all.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:42 AM
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8. For Free it includes an @ home Anesthesia kit! n/t
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 09:20 AM
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12. Anesthesia kit included? Pictured below...
From the sales brochure -
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:44 AM
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9. If only you had shown us this last year, we could have saved
a bundle. Damn.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 08:54 AM
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10. Not only would MrGrumpy be truly grumpy,
He would have a beautiful tenor voice.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 09:01 AM
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11. Ahhh, I've always loved tenors....
:7
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 09:47 AM
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13. Just wondering: If the joke had been "have their wife spayed"...
Would it be funny? I certainly think not. Why is it okay to make castration jokes, or jokes about violence against men?

Sorry to be the turd in the punchbowl here, but I work in an office with nine women (I'm the only guy), and I get kind of this stuff all the time, and try to laugh it off, but down inside, it hurts, and makes me fees weird, strange, guilty, etc. I know that there are those who say, "Well, how do you like it?" My answer -- I don't.

Just tired of things seeming like a one-way street, no matter which gender has its karma in the debt column.

Peace --
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 10:03 AM
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14. Well, I think it falls in the category of
"Members of group X are allowed to joke about X".

Plus, I have a few FemDom fantasies, so the thought of groups of women ganging up on me titillate. :evilgrin:

Speaking of, some guys wouldn't mind being the only guy in an office of nine women, and getting frequently verbally spanked by them. :spank:

I am _such_ a pig...
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 10:15 AM
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16. If group X is allowed to joke about group X...
...then so is group Y. Otherwise it is hypocrasy or worse.

If it is not acceptable for Y to tell joke Z about X, tehn it should not be permissible for X to tell Z about X.
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 10:13 AM
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15. I beat you too it.
Though I was a little more blunt about it.

Needless to say I agree with you on this point.
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