What would a DU bot based on you do?

[TXlib]

If there were a DU TXlibBot, it would chime in when a thread got to 30 posts and say, "... is a dingbat", where "..." would be replaced by the name of the 30th poster. Occasionally, it would insert "LynneSin", instead, for no reason.

[matcom]

1. MatcomBot

matcombot would chime in after 1 post, open the bar and in h1 font yell

BUTTCRACK!!!

[DS1]

3. My Bot would be the first post and yell

You're A

[TXlib]

4. You're a what?

[SOteric]

28. Read for context, Tex

He's responding to matcom's post.

[kmla]

2. The kmla-bot would insert sarcastic comments at random intervals

that most people either didn't get, or didn't think was funny.

Then it would kill the thread, more than likely.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. MrsGrumpybot would post on the 31st post, "Go Packers!" Thereby

turning the 30th poster into a lifelong Packers fan. Catshrink would thereby begin avoiding threads that reached 25 posts....heheheheheheeh :hi:

[Catshrink]

35. Are you trying to silence me???????

My bot would crop up and randomly pair names of neocon assholes with juicy DU adjectives. For example:

Rummy is a bunnypants

Jr. is a Moran

Cheney is a whistle-ass.

And my bot would then say:

It's the CUBS year!!!!!

[Nlighten1]

6. Mine would say...

schwing!

[TXlib]

7. No, no...

It's "scha-WING!"

Thank you Wayne and Garth, for giving to US pop culture the sound of a boner being made.

[Nlighten1]

20. "scha-WING!"

I will ask Elad to change it then.

[ConcernedCanuk]

8. . . A ConcernedCanukBot would jump in after A Canuk-bash post -

.
.
.

To educate our neighbors to the south

That Canada is not just a cold, cold country

where all we do is worry about our beer

well,

with a few exceptions . .



but we ARE always looking at ways to conserve

especially hydro and gas.

We are exceptionally environmentally conscious

so we use our natural resources wisely



:silly:

[bif]

13. Funny pictures!

Not unlike Northern Michigan!

[Moderator]

9. delete and nuke at random

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

17. Moderator is a dingbat.

[blondeatlast]

10. Flick cyber-boogers at the anti-presumptive nominee crowd. nt

[wysimdnwyg]

11. Mine would...

CAPTION!!!

[bif]

12. Sit around and listen to music and drink beer all day.

And just leave everybody alone.

[Robb]

14. RobbisaDingbot would

create silly polls, kick them, kick them again, and make a bad pun about the whole thing. :)

[ComerPerro]

15. Drop in on certain threads

just to insert anti-Bush rants filled with partisan rhetoric and profanities.

[PVnRT]

16. Doesn't matter what mine would say

As everyone would still ignore it.

[scarlet_owl]

18. scarlet_owl owlbot would

automatically sink every thread it touches to the archives. Kind of like what I already do now.

[flaminbats]

19. say GOOOOOOOOOOOO Davros!

[TXlib]

22. Go Davros! It's your birthday! Have a party!

EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

[proud patriot]

21. Mine would say "It's the Constitution Stupid "

Directed at bush of course :-)

[Wickerman]

23. Lunabot

would randomly post bitter, sardonic anti-conservative posts of supposed great wit and overall value, though on review totally illiterate, thereby killing the thread.

[Colin Ex]

24. Colin Ex Bot would

post pictures of bunnies and kittens at 35 posts.

-C

[m-jean03]

25. my GoofySadWimpbot

would pop in to make a joke or tell everyone how terrible and intolerably sad whatever they were discussing was. You know, Goofy Wimpbot kind of reminds me of Hawkeye Pierce on MASH, only wimpier -- I can't handle blood of any kind.

[ronnykmarshall]

26. Cats! Cats! Cats!

and of course a shamless plug for:


http://www.cindyalexander.com/

[gold_bug]

27. my bot would only post once per week

[pagerbear]

29. A Pagerbot would....

....cause threads to die completely simply by offering an opinion.

[m-jean03]

30. No, no, that's MY job

Wimpbot does that, by making everyone sad, or being such a priss everyone walks away, muttering under their breath, to go watch war movies and play video games.

[ChoralScholar]

31. ChoralBot would kill threads with previously unparalleled efficiency EOM

[BBradley]

32. Lurk with extreme efficiency...

[Blue-Jay]

33. Jay-bot

would say something pithy and then pass out drunk on the floor.

[SOteric]

34. Wander from thread to thread

telling GOPisEvil and ZombyWoof that they rock, leaving obscure one-liners, and every now and again posting erotic poetry in the wee hours of the night.

[BritishHuman]

36. Reply to every 100th thread

two days after everyone else stopped posting to it. :evilgrin: