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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 10:17 AM
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This is a great Joke. Take a minute to read.
A 5th grader

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.



All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.



David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.



"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."



The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"



"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."


:) :P heheheeh
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 10:20 AM
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1. BWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!
That's hilarious! :D
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kar_the_terrible Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 10:23 AM
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2. A Real-life joke
Hehe!! You guys should have seen this... and I should have actually sasved a copy of the page. I checked out Hannity.com on Sunday and on Monday early morning.

The poll ques was.. who do you think is politicizing 9/11.. obviously with all the crap he's spewing on his show he expected a 'sheeple' answer. The poll has spoken:

140000 votes (Approx):
56% Repubs politicize 9/11
31% Dems
14% both
4% or so = Neither.

So thats a whopping 70% of pollsters who think that GOP politicizes 9/11.. Talk about poetic justice.. karma and all that!!!!!!!

naturally none of this was mentioned on mondays show, although he went on and on about how crybaby we are when we protested bush ads.
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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 10:42 AM
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3. Wow!
NT
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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 10:20 AM
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