After much research, I have unlocked the secret to pissing women off

[Robb]

1) Enter into discussion about health insurance.

2) Allow woman to make point that most plans cover erectile dysfunction medication, but not birth control.

3) Allow woman to suggest that there should be equity in coverage between men and women.

4) Point out that women shouldn't get as many benefits, since on average they only make 75% as much as men for the same work.

5) Cackle madly, run like hell! :evilgrin:

[wtmusic]

1. It's always been pretty easy for me

unfortunately :(

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Then suggest that polygamy should be legal.

:think:

[MissMillie]

5. I'm okay w/ polygamy being legal

but only if women can have multiple husbands too.


(I'm only 1/2 serious, you know.)

[KinkyDem]

22. Why would that piss anyone off

other than Rick Santorum (that frothy mix)?

I am polyamorous, you have anything else you want to say to or about me?

Replace polygomy with any number of other positions (politicol not physical) and you would be drummed off this list faster than you could spit more hate.

[MissMillie]

3. Yeah, that would do it.

Oh, and don't forget to add some remark about how we wouldn't be so bitchy about inequity if we weren't pre-mentstrual.

[efhmc]

4. Most people have enough stress in their lives without looking for more.

So what's up with you? I am sure glad that you know these points and would probably be impressed that you do.

[ixion]

6. There are so very many ways to piss a woman off...

It's easy. Just be a man. :evilgrin:

[Wickerman]

7. It takes you 5 steps to piss off a woman?

I tend to be able do it without even trying.

What a dingbat.

[Adams Wulff]

8. I have found that simply breathing is enough to piss off most women.

At least the ones I have been unfortunate enough to meet.

Good thing my dog loves me.
Oh, wait, I'd better check.

[DS1]

13. damn, time to invest in a portable hyperbaric chamber

[flaminbats]

9. pissing a woman off is easy...

just piss on the toilet seat. :hurts:

[RogueTrooper]

10. don't forget

to leave it up, as well. :evilgrin:

[flaminbats]

11. did we forget to flush?

:wow:

[DS1]

12. Covering both would be counter-productive

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. Robb, you never fail to crack me up.

LOL
Duckie

[Bluzmann57]

15. You don't need a lot of research

A surefire way to piss off a woman is just mention that shes put on a few pounds since you met her. And be prepared to sleep alone.

[TXlib]

17. Yeah, that works, too.

[flaminbats]

21. but wait....I thought they were very sexy pounds!!!

In fact we couldn't do without them...;)

[TXlib]

16. It didn't take much research for me.

Just fart in bed and then fluff the covers.

Or hum an annoying, catchy song right before bed.

[jmowreader]

18. Just sing this song. Works every time.

http://www.immortalia.com/sounds/CDs/john_valby/compact_dirt_digital_ditties/22%20-%20End%20Of%20The%20Month.mp3

As he says, "sometimes this song pisses girls off."

[LynneSin]

19. Has your wife filed for divorce yet?

I'm sure we'll all chip in for a top rate Divorce Lawyer for her

[Dogmudgeon]

20. A Sure-Fire Method!

(Puts hands in pockets with thumbs sticking out.)

Don't put pressure on her to sleep with you.

Let her know that while you enjoy her presence, you don't need a booty call.

Oh, yes, she's very pretty, but you respect her too much to bend her over and play Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove with her.

Tell her that you think of her as a sister or a best friend.

If she is honest and says that she wants you, tell her OK, but that you'd like to take it slow.

You think it makes men crazy? Wait until you try it on a woman!

--bkl
The Omega Male to any Alpha Female