The Sardonic Shit-Kicker of all CAPTIONS

[Fenris]

W. is "sprechin'": "Now, I want you to go and tell mama and daddy that if they don't vote for me, I'll have that sniper over there put a bullet between your prized Bessie's stupid cow eyes."

[terrya]

1. "No, no.That's a cow. My mother is over there"

[Fenris]

4. Excellent!

:toast:

[underpants]

2. That guy over there offered me some magic beans for this cow

:bounce:

[Fenris]

5. Good one!

Nice reference!
:toast:

[RobertSeattle]

3. Yep, I'm a real Texan rancher - this is a head of cow

[underpants]

6. Trust me honey I'll run it through Halliburton, you'll 3 times what ...

that guy is offering you for the cow...

[democrank]

7. Y`all go an` tell the

folks over there that this here is the animal I single-handedly saved on 9/11.

[Westegg]

8. Now you see here, little missy...

...This here cow, she knows her place. Gives birth to little cows, gives 'em milk. Stays home on the farm. She ain't out in the big ol' man's world lookin' for equal pay or some such nonsense. Now you take a lesson from this here bessie. No sense you bein' out here in the yard doin' a man's job. You git yerself home, and git pregnant (but only within the bonds of a sanctified Christian marriage, of course). And fix yerself up. Next time I see you, I 'xpect you to be wearin' a bonnet and a decent lady's dress, an' churnin some butter for the young'ns. Git on home now! You heard me. If I's yer dady, I'd whup ya good.

[regularguy]

9. "You head on over there....the cow an' I need a little private time."

.

[skip fox]

10. W. is "saying": "Shucks, you coulda had this cow, but I saw

her first! Geez. She gave me such a look in her eyes . . . well, . . . I almost lost a load right there. I'm sure there are other nice bulls or even lambs and hamsters and rabbits or other livestock right over there. Now you get along, okay, and you needn't be doing no looking back either, hear?"

[Fenris]

11. Hiya Skip!

:hi::toast:

[BringEmOn]

14. "Could you back this cow up to that stump over yonder?"

[Career Prole]

12. No hon, I rub cow heads for "down-home appeal"...

...I don't rub cow heads for luck.

[cosmicdot]

13. now, you go over there with the women folk where you belong