After much research, I have unlocked the secret to pissing

[TXlib]

1. Drink lots of water. Or beer. Really, any water-based beverage will do.

2. Wait for a while.

3. At some point in time before you reach knee-crossing agony, go to the restroom.

4. Unzip and aim.

5. Piss away!

[AngryYoungMan]

1. "Worst...post...ever"

eom

[TXlib]

3. AngryYoungMan is a dingbat.

[meegbear]

2. Question ...

is this a "one shot deal" (giggle, snort) or are these like shampoo instructions where one should repeat these steps?

[TXlib]

4. Repeat as necessary.

[Rowdyboy]

5. Can it safely be done in the shower?

While using other appliances?

[Beaker]

11. definitely. piss is sterile.

unless you have a bladder infection...
but as far as the shower goes- hell, if the diahrea is runny enough, i'll shit in the shower...

[TXlib]

13. Even if it's not that runny

You can always stomp it down the drain with your foot.

[Beaker]

14. that's true...

it washes right off.

[zbdent]

6. What if you can't aim?

I can, since I'm male, but do women use "hind sights"?

[glarius]

7. In keeping with the theme of this thread I'd like to say that

George W. Bush has eyes that look like two "piss-holes in a snowbank!".....This is a common expression here in Canada....Don't you agree it applies to his unfocused, icky looking eyes?....:D

[Dogmudgeon]

8. One word: furosemide

Ask Your Doctor Today!

--bkl

[lpbk2713]

9. No matter how much you shake, or how much you dance,

There's always a few drops that go down your pants.

[Beaker]

10. but what about those shivers...?

can anyone explain the cause of "piss-shivers"?
(btw- i think this is strictly a male phenom- unless some of the ladies have experienced them as well??)

[TXlib]

12. I thought I was the only one that happened to!

When I was a small boy my dad told me it was "immature nerves".

I guess I never matured...

[Beaker]

17. looks like you have some more research to do...

start drinkin'

[denverbill]

15. Oh, thanks!! I was drinking turpentine!

It was the water-based beverages thing that was messing me up.

[Marius]

16. Woah! That's how it's done!

Damn...after all these years...I though I knew. :D