The Carp Diem of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy! I really love getting back to nature. Hiking and fishing and stuff. Why I remember the first time I saw a LIve Bait sign. Geez. I almost fainted! Thinking of a canfull of squirmy, slimy worms. It was great! For less than a buck, I'd have my pants full of some mighty lively stuff! Wow. Then I'd go hiking with that. . . . Yep, getting back to nature is just alright by me, that's for sure."

[terrya]

1. "Now, not EVERYONE gets to see Cheney's "undisclosed location"....

:-)

Terry

[TlalocW]

2. To your left...

That section will be going to a big oil drilling contributor of mine. The waterfall/river behind you will be owned by a chemical company contributor who will pump its waste into it. Of course, all these trees are going to have to go - we'll be clear cutting them. So if we work fast, within a few months, we'll be rid of all this nature stuff and up and running.

TlalocW

[Bossy Monkey]

3. Shouldn't I be wearin' some kind of special costume?

You know, like a hiking flight suit or something?

[regularguy]

6. HA! And maybe a sign: "Toxic Emissions Accomplished!"

.

[underpants]

4. No no follow me..... my precious is just down here

:bounce:

[CanuckAmok]

5. Can you smell brimstone yet? That Satan feller said...

...I'd get a big reward for doing his bidding, and he said I'd meet him down here somewhere..."

[BringEmOn]

7. "I like playing follow the leader...

...and it's all down hill from here."

[VOX]

8. "Yessir, we got Osama stashed right around the next rock."

"Don't feed him too much, we want him looking poorly when we trot him out in October."