A CAPTION pic to end all CAPTION pics

[Fenris]

"Might as well face it you're addicted to drugs."

Apologies to the late Robert Palmer.

[11 Bravo]

1. Who cares if they're smarter than he is?

George still has better hair.

[Lizz612]

2. The latest in our line of Stepford wives; Laura!

Hahaha, the mannequins in the background!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

3. The new Stepford 2004 model has an added program

that criticizes Democrats and has ample skirts for hiding behind! AND she now wears bolder, brighter colors! Get one today!

[tom_paine]

14. LOL!

[m-jean03]

4. "As you can see, our Womanbots are fully customizable

to ensure total conformity to your wishes. Once we create the face out of realistic latex and silicon we inject an animating serum directly into the synthetic, but quite realistic heart... I thank Womanbot, Co; and of course the Good Lord who made such technology possible, for my existence."

[readmylips]

5. Where do Stepford wives go?....

they becoming dummies..

[BiggJawn]

6. "Oh, no, I'd NEVER wear anything like THAT. Not sturdy enough..."

"Now Herculon, Well, ladies, when you have a suit made out of Herculon, well, I imagine it'd almost stop a bullet, it's so thick and stiff....Hmmm....That sort of reminds me of George's head, the 'thick and stiff' part, I mean...."

[Mobius]

7. "Meet my earlier Prototypes: They dont cook much, but dont EVER disagree!"

"who will start the bidding? Do I hear $100? $100 to Mr Cheney! Do I hear $200? murmurs from crowd about lack of pearls...

[skip fox]

8. "Growing up, we used to play Statues and Charades at the same time.

It teaches us Southern Belles how to keep our traps shut and talk only with the eyes."

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

9. Kick. This picture is just too funny to lose so soon! n/t

n/t

[Fenris]

10. I'm confused. Which one is real?

[VOX]

11. "Welcome to LauraWorld. We hope you enjoy your stay."

"There are no cares or concerns here, no past or future. Everything's going to be okay."

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[Fenris]

12. She's a middle-aged lobotomy

LOBOTOMY!

[skip fox]

13. "Goodness! The Hostess was right. You ARE a lively bunch.

Now let's practice what we learned. When confronted what do you do? . . . . That's right: demure smile. When praised? . . . . There you go: demure smile. Great. How 'bout when watched from afar, like across the frat house . . . ? . . . Wow. That's three out of three! You're right again: demure smile. Now how 'bout when getting into or out of . . . (gobs of gab)"

[peekaloo]

15. I'm a little winded, spent hours trying to inflate these gals.

Kinda like with George, it was hard finding that thingie that ya blow on.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

16. The First-Lady-Droids Attack!

Ladies, they are trying to replace us again! Her name is Teresa Heinz-Kerry, she is quite intelligent and has gobs of money, so be careful and keep your titty-lasers on stun!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

19. And apparently she's an ethnic person

so aim for her scarf!

[CanuckAmok]

17. From the folks who brought you Westworld and Futureworld...

"Xanaxworld"!

[cosmicdot]

18. well, they are real to me, and my best friends