I posted this as soon as I found that a new one is out - NEW CHICK TRACK - WOOHOO
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Fri Apr-03-09 02:08 PM
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I posted this as soon as I found that a new one is out - NEW CHICK TRACK - WOOHOO |
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Fri Apr-03-09 03:35 PM
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Fri Apr-03-09 03:36 PM
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2. Which of you are part of Satan's "rotten crowd"? |
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Fri Apr-03-09 03:38 PM
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Edited on Fri Apr-03-09 03:39 PM by Chan790
:hi:
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Fri Apr-03-09 03:39 PM
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5. I want my drugs, booze and STD's!!! |
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Satan doesn't tolerate slackers, Chan790.
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Fri Apr-03-09 03:40 PM
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6. I'll pass on the STDs and Bulimia, thanks. |
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Sex, drugs, booze, sleep. I've got plenty to share.
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Fri Apr-03-09 04:02 PM
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Fri Apr-03-09 07:16 PM
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16. Teh Gays and Ragdoll cats |
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Fri Apr-03-09 07:32 PM
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17. yeah, thanks for nothing on that one, freeper. |
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that could have been the deciding question.
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Fri Apr-03-09 08:26 PM
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18. I was honestly very proud of you |
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You did very well, and didn't seem the least bit nervous. We DVRed you and everything, and I told everyone at work someone I know was on "Jeopardy."
Just a warning: Midlo thinks you're a handsome devil. Be :scared:
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Fri Apr-03-09 04:08 PM
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8. I'm handing this out at Halloween! |
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Fri Apr-03-09 04:10 PM
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Hire a 16 year old Mexican girl to hand them out for you.
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Fri Apr-03-09 06:57 PM
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13. If that's a reference to some other Lounge joke... |
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...don't tell it to me yet.
As a stand-alone throwaway line, that one's hard to beat.
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Fri Apr-03-09 06:53 PM
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10. Chick better hope no one actually reads Matthew 25 |
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The passage Chick uses to send people to Hell (a lot of preachers get this treatment in Chick's world) is from the parable of the sheep and the goats, where Jesus sends a lot of people like Jack Chick straight to Hell. Chick preaches a faith-only salvation, and Matthew 25 condemns it.
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Fri Apr-03-09 07:14 PM
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15. That's because Chick isn't doing what Jesus does but what Paul says |
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and Paul was the very first Christian Fundamentalist. Personally, it's shameful they call themselves 'Christians' when they are more like Paulists - convert or rot in hell mentality
:grr:
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Fri Apr-03-09 06:56 PM
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Track is an entirely different thing. :-)
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Fri Apr-03-09 07:11 PM
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14. He ripped this one off of "The Golden Compass" |
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Fri Apr-03-09 08:58 PM
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19. Wow, you can get the box set of 100 for just $14.95... tempting (eom) |
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Fri Apr-03-09 09:06 PM
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20. Somebody exploded a pack of chick tracks on street corner in D.C. during Obama's inauguration. |
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They were everywhere. I picked up some of the undamagaed ones and saved a couple of them. It was the classic, "This Was Your Life".
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