Confess! Have you ever written fanfiction?

[m-jean03]

And was it naughty? Do you feel like a big loser for enjoying something so meaningless and self-gratifying, when there are more important things you could be doing? I used to write "X-files"when I was in junior high, and then after I "grew up" I vowed never again.. But now loneliness is enticing me...I find my fingers typing words and phrases that would make your grandmother blush...every touch between Wayne Rogers and Alan Alda seems electric...

[aquart]

1. Well, I don't do porn.

But my gift is simple, wholesome scenes that make you want to light cigarettes afterward, even if you don't smoke.

[m-jean03]

2. Really? What is your fandom?

nt

[DrWeird]

3. "And as the Enterprise circled the planet Vulcan...

Kirk knew that the Federation would survive."

Umm...

The End

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. I wrote a X-Files "episode" called Möbius

Basically, M & S are returning from a case in Utah, and decided to rent a car and drive the Interstate (I forget the number) to Salt Lake City to get the plane there to Washington (Mulder's idea, of course). Along the way, the landscape begins to repeat itself, althought they're driving on a straight line...

[Wickerman]

5. fiction?

I have been on that road!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Quite understandable

I asked for roads in Utah that had a Wile E. Coyote-like appearance before writing that. It was 1997. Planned to write others, but was lazy.

One of my plans was to make a sequel to this episode based on this real and positively freaky experiment made on volunteer death row inmates. (presuntive title: "Layers")

[Wickerman]

10. woulda been cool. Words to live by -

"Luther, if you were psychic..."

[Elidor]

6. I've written Star Wars fan fiction

But it's much darker than Lucas' stuff. If Clive Barker wrote Star Wars prehistory, it would read like my stuff.

And then I sat back and thought, "My god, I'm in my late thirties. What the hell am I doing?" :crazy:

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. I've daydreamed it but not written it down

If I am going to write, it will be so I can make money off of it. *l* Writing comes too hard to me to channel all my energy into a story then give it away for free.

[Kamika]

9. I've written star trek fan fiction

so sue me.. lol


Nothing naughty though.

I wrote a great story how Kirk came back in the tng era with help of romulan cloning and how the aged Spock and Mc Coy met him

[PVnRT]

11. Some X-Men stuff

Nothing kinky though, but plenty of shit getting blown up.

[lcooksey]

12. I must confess

Some of it tame, some of it smutty. I seem to have outgrown the urge, but I enjoyed writing it.
http://www.mindspring.com/~lcooksey/fanfic.html

BTW, if you've read much fan fiction, then you've seen Badfic. This is a parody site that takes on the horror that is badfic:
http://www.englishchick.com/badfic/

[AlienGirl]

13. The pants command me! I will not ignore my veins!

Yes.

Yes, I have written fanfic, both as a solo project and, uh, "collaboratively." It was naughty Zim/Dib romance stuff, the kind of thing you really do not want to meet in the dark back-alleys of the Net.

Laugh now, Earth-monkeys, but soon yaoi slashy victory will be MINE!



Tucker

[everythingsxen]

14. *giggle*

:loveya:

[TheMightyFavog]

15. I wrote a Red Dwarf/ST:VOY crossover

The naughtiest it got was when Tom Paris revealed that he became a transvestite and started having torrid holodeck threesomes with holographic simulations of J. Edgar Hoover and Hermann Goering after Bel'anna left him for The Cat.

IIRC, After Janeway loses a bet with Lister, Lister becomes captain, Rimmer is put in charge of Security, Cat takes the Helm, and Kryten and Kryten's nanoprobe and 7 of 9's nanobots get involved in a little nudge, nudge, wink wink, resulting in the creation of the most neurotic Borg in the history of the collective.

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. I write slash fiction.

Quentin Travers/Slash.