So I read the headline of Ashcroft's surgery

[Captain Absolut]

and it said...

Ashcroft Survives Organ Removal

and I said "Damn!"

Does that make me a bad person???

[BlueEyedSon]

1. No, but you should have been able to guess he could live without

.... a HEART!

:)

[robertpaulsen]

2. No. I'm a bad person because I laughed out loud!

Ashcroft is one of the few human beings I wish physical harm upon. Looks like someone's voodoo doll is working.

The doctor advised Ashcroft to limit fatty foods. I knew smearing Crisco all over his body would lead to an adverse reaction!

on edit: I still wish physical harm on that suffering motherfucker. Let's subpoena his medical records, find out how many quarts of blood he drinks at night!

[Bronco69]

3. My favorite quote from Bill Maher:

"attorney general* John Asscroft was hospitalized with what appeared to be gall stone pancreaitis, but on closer inspection, it turned out to be a viral infection from wiping his ass with the Bill of Rights." :-)

[underpants]

4. I don't want to say yes but....

I personally don't wish ill health on anyone. I'm not trying to take the highroad for the sake of taking it I just don't think (myself personally) that it is appropriate.

[LuLu550]

5. but would he have survived

if they removed his piano?????