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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 07:59 PM Original message |
How do you stop an elephant from using his credit card? |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
1. This is the most logical thing you have ever produced. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 09:18 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. It's just a statistical anomaly. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
3. Well damn! |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 09:22 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Please stop attacking me with the adorable pics of your daughter. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 10:18 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. I get it daily! I am telling you it will be the death of me! |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 10:34 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Seriously, she's adorable. You have every reason to be so proud. |
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Duer 157099 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
4. Wrong!! Elephants have good memories, and thus have already memorized the number |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-14-09 08:59 AM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Ah, but they have trouble typing the numbers in on the keyboard! |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
8. Shoot him n/t |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-14-09 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
10. Tape it to a mouse. The elephant will be afraid of the mouse, and jump on a chair to avoid it. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-14-09 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
11. I must be having a stroke or something |
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