DU Ladies - any of you have a tattoo in your cleavage?

[BeachBaby]

Or do you know a woman who has had it done?

[HopeHoops]

1. Old short from Reader's Digest (best I can remember it).

Two elderly women are in a doctor's office and there's a young woman on the other side of the waiting room with rather heavily exposed cleavage and a small rose tattoo on one breast. One of the elderly women leans over to the other and says "little does she know, but in 30 years that is going to be a long-stem rose!"

[BeachBaby]

6. LOL - that's a good one.

Probably true, too. ;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear BeachBaby!

Um...that would be NO.

No tattoos anywhere on me.

:scared:

Why? Are you thinking of getting one?


:hi:

[BeachBaby]

7. My dear Peggy....

I have never gotten a tattoo. I have two ear piercings in each ear, and a belly piercing. No tattoos, yet.

PiGuy has been teasing me about tattooing my undying love for him, somewhere on my bod - that's why I'm asking. :P

:hi:

[NightWatcher]

10. here's the one you need

[BeachBaby]

11. WHOA.

I actually like that! :rofl:

[3.14158675309]

50. Instead of 1 Corinthians 13, how about pi calculated out to

a brazillion digits?

[BeachBaby]

52. They're telling me I can't do it, babe.

It will destroy our relationship. :shrug:

[3.14158675309]

53. Trusting the opinion of teh lounge is like

Betting on the Natinals-- not wise :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

54. MY personal choice - enscribed between the breasts.....

GO TWINS!!!!

Seemed suitable, given the location. :rofl:

[3.14158675309]

57. Babe, the phrase is "Win, Twins!"

But I don't think that I'd want your beautiful cleavage changed in any way. Some things just can't be improved upon. :thumbsup:

[TZ]

55. Someone is forgetting that I am visiting someone's home state

next month. :grr:
Edit: Creekdog isn't the only A$$hat around here...

[3.14158675309]

56. BAAAAHHHH!!!ELEVENS!!

:hide: :rofl:

[TZ]

12. Thats interesting....

I actually read that at my older sister's wedding.:wow:

[NightWatcher]

14. read it off her ass? or a notecard?

[TZ]

16. A notecard silly!

:P

[BeachBaby]

15. You read the New Testament at your sister's wedding?

Oh My God. :rofl:

[TZ]

18. Yes.

My secular Jewish sister married her sort of born again Christian husband in a Unitarian Church with a reading from the New Testament.."Song of Solomon" right?
Oh and BTW, Debbie went on line and got herself one of those on line certificates that made it legal for her to marry my younger sister and her now husband.
I never said my family wasn't a little weird....

[BeachBaby]

19. No - Song of Solomon is Old Testament.

That love passage is from I Corinthians. :)

And yeah - your family is goofy - but mine is insane. Take your pick.

[Reverend_Smitty]

17. the tiny bit of ass crack really adds to the effect

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

30. Heckuva "tramp stamp"

:wow:

[NightWatcher]

33. I was looking for one that said "hit this hard"

but came across that pick and had to post it. Loves the google-image

[BeachBaby]

36. Hahahaha!

:thumbsup:

[NightWatcher]

38. damn kids are getting older everyday

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. dont do it. in my experience a tatoo of a loved one leads to a rapid breakup

i am very serious about this.

you can get an unrelated tattoo but not one of him, his name, his birth sign or anything like that

[BeachBaby]

24. Are you saying that getting the tattoo kills the relationship?

:scared:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. yes, more or less. its not so much causation as a very high correlation

[old mark]

43. It is the kiss of death. Or, as shown above, the

kiss my ass of death.

Well, at least that young lady is a good christian.....
(Corinthians, after all...)


:eyes:

mark

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. There's only two times when it's okay to get a tattoo dedicated to somebody

1. To your kid

2. To a dead person

Never get a relationship tattoo.

[flvegan]

3. What are you thinking of getting?

Dammit. Foiled again.

[BeachBaby]

8. I ALWAYS win.

Learn from the master. :rofl:

[flvegan]

37. .

...baiter.

[BeachBaby]

42. You started it.

[flvegan]

46. And?

You're the master

baiter.

:rofl:

Missed it, didya?

[BeachBaby]

48. I never miss.

:hide:

[fizzgig]

4. one for sure

but it's not the top of her cleavage. it wraps around underneath her breasts and up between them just a little. i also know a lot of heavily-tattooed women and i'm sure at least one of them have tattoos in their cleavage.

[BeachBaby]

9. Oh, wow!

That actually sounds pretty cool. I'm wondering more about the pain level in having something like that done, in such a sensitive region. I've always had a high threshold for pain - but I've never had needles moving at high speed on my skin before. :scared:

[fizzgig]

13. i don't have any either

but a cleavage tattoo is likely to cover at least a bit of the sternum and i've heard that getting tattooed on bony areas is pretty painful.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. i got one on my lower back, right on the spine

and it wasnt bad

[redqueen]

29. Oooh what is it?

I've always wanted one there.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. you havent seen it? i have posted it before...

[BeachBaby]

32. Oh, that's absolutely beautiful!

Thanks for letting me see. :)

[redqueen]

34. No I hadn't!

It's gorgeous. :)

Any plans to add color?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. no, not really. i like black and white tattoos better

[TZ]

5. are you taking suggestions?

What about "hands off--property of Pi Guy"....:hide:

[BeachBaby]

21. I actually have something lined up.

It's just a matter of whether or not I'm brave enough to do it. :scared:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. yes, i know of several cleavage tattoos

[NewJeffCT]

23. umm, do I need to say

that your post is useless without pictures?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. not of me silly. i have no boobie tattoos

[RadiationTherapy]

39. The pain is awesome and trance-inducing, but any tatt artist will warn you

that that part of body is prone to shape and size changes and will eventually affect the look of the tatt. The tit-tatt.

[Eyerish]

40. I'd agree with the others upthread...

Relationship tattoos are bad news...

Re:Cleavage tats - most I've seen have gotten pretty droopy over the years. Unless you have some miracle to keep them perky forever I'd say it's not the best idea.

Mine is on my ankle because I figured it wouldn't have any real major weight fluctuations and it won't sag. :hi:

[RubyDuby in GA]

41. I have a tat between the ta-tas.

Any questions? And yes, it hurt like a mofo when the needle first touched that very sensitive skin.

[Beer Snob-50]

49. again, useless without pictures

:P

[old mark]

44. I know one for sure, but trust me you would not want to resemble her

in any way.
She is about my age, has jail quality biker tats all over.
ALL over.

Some of they may have looked good before gravity hit her hard.

mark

[cwydro]

45. No tats at all here. nt

[edbermac]

47. Years ago I worked temp for a woman with a tattoo on her chest.

Kind of a goth girl that had what seemed to be a spider web design tattoo all over her chest, which she seemed quite pleased to display.

Probably the first and last time in my life I ever looked at a woman's chest without noticing her breasts. :7

[Sultana]

51. NO & NO