No offense but you're probably a shitty person if you like deep dish pizza

[Symarip]

There. I said what we were all thinking and feeling.

[TZ]

1. No offense but your're probably a shitty person if you don't like Rush

There. I said what we were all thinking and feeling...:P

[Symarip]

2. You're probably a shitty person

Who thinks they're not a shitty person if you like Rush.

[TZ]

3. and you are a shitty person who plays a shitty instrument

for shitty nachos and beer...

[Symarip]

4. Leave the instrument out of this

The Mancannon had nothing to do with this.

[TZ]

6. Sorry..I should say a cool instrument in shitty locations...

;)

[Symarip]

10. Shitty locations is about fucking right

My horn yearns to go back to The Whiskey or The Knitting Factory in LA... It doesn't say anything outloud, but I can tell.

[no name no slogan]

5. Rush eats a bathtub full of turds

That's been scientifically proven and published in the literature dating back to at least the early 80s.

[Symarip]

8. I remember that study being quoted on 20/20

Amazing how Rushonians forget the facts.

[no name no slogan]

16. Facts are such inconvenient things

And if you can't trust Barbara Walters who can you trust?

[TZ]

9. Yeah. Like the person who lives in "Frostbite Falls"

has any sort of taste. Your ear canals were probably frozen over a long time ago..:eyes:

[no name no slogan]

15. No, it's from overexposure to Rash, er, Rush

When you live within 500 miles of them, you know what a bathtub full of turds sounds like. And it sounds remarkably like Rush. :thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

17. That study was discredited.

From the wiki:

A 1983 study, released by Drs MrCoffee and madeinmaryland, purported to show that most Canadian bands, and Rush in particular, consumed human excrement from bathtubs. The study was quickly discredited, as Dr. MrCoffee did not in fact have a medical degree (his degree was in International Relations Among Countries with Hot Blondes) and Dr. madeinmaryland was a Cowboys fan, so what the fuck does he know? Attempts to replicate the results failed every time, and the international scientific community ultimately concluded in 1989 that Rush, does in fact, rock.
Rush Rocks Mightily

So there you have it.

[no name no slogan]

19. Rule #1 of scientific research -- NEVER quote the Wiki

Keep in mind that this same source swore that Shakespeare was gay. And Rush may in fact rock, but that does not negate the fact that they still consume bathtubs of turds.

Res Ipsa Loquitor.

[dembotoz]

7. only if the pizza is really greasy and has lots of onions

and then wait for about 1 hr....

[redqueen]

11. Hmmm...

I wonder if I'm the shitty variant of deep dish pizza liker.

[Symarip]

12. Remember

I said 'no offense' ahead of time so you can't get mad.

[redqueen]

13. RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEE!

[Symarip]

14. I DONT KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BUT YOU DO IT THOUGH

GODDAMN!!!!

[3.14158675309]

18. make mine with extra dolphin meat

FUCK YEAH!!1 :9

[lost-in-nj]

20. I think it's pretty shitty

Chi town thinks they have the best pizza


come here and try a pizza on the Seaside Boardwalk

you will never leave



:*


lost

[Symarip]

21. Deep Dish is basically pizza topics

On a biscuit. Blech. Pizza as we know it was practically invented in NYC.

[BeachBaby]

22. +1!!!!!!!!!

New Jersey Boardwalk Pizza!!!!! Woohoo!!!!! Sing it, sister!!!!! :woohoo:

[Mojambo]

23. Co-signed. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

24. Well, frankly, there are very few ways besides this one to judge character.

That is clear.

[Symarip]

25. It's so obvious

I'm sure Jeffrey Dahmer was a deep dish kind of guy...You can just tell.

And the kicker is, most of these jackasses will tell you upfront! It's like their proud of their shame.

Fucking weirdos, man.