***BREAKING*** Jessica Alba gets ticket for driving wrong way down a one-way street ***BREAKING***

[Amerigo Vespucci]

PICTURED ABOVE: Jessica Alba, in happier times (before receiving her ticket)

Jessica Alba Citing -- Actress Lacks Direction



Posted Apr 25th 2009 9:42AM by TMZ Staff

Finally, Jessica Alba has a reason to frown -- cops busted her perfectly sculpted ass going the wrong way on a one way street!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/25/jessica-alba-citing-actress-lacks-direction/

According to people at the scene, a Santa Monica police officer wrote her up yesterday after he noticed Alba driving through an alley and going the opposite way of the giant posted arrow sign -- which you can see is clearly hanging in the upper left hand corner of the photo.

No celebrity justice here...

[flvegan]

1. Thank you for the "happier times" reference pic.

Honestly, I didn't get past that. Was there more to the post?

[MilesColtrane]

2. Fortunately, in all of my Jessica Alba fantasy scenarios, I'M the one doing the driving.

ifyaknowwhatImean

[no name no slogan]

3. Why does she have such sharp knees?

I definitely would NOT hit it. She is way below my standards.

[NightWatcher]

4. poor thing, looks like a skeleton. She needs a sandwich and a nap

[elshiva]

5. ....

[flying rabbit]

6. !!!!

[elshiva]

7. WOO HOO!

[mockmonkey]

8. My Dad drove the wrong way down a one way street

And nobody is posting a picture of him in a bikini.

DU people are fickle.

It got worse for him. He drove the wrong way down a one way street and hit a motorcycle cop. My Dad was really an awful driver. Perhaps if he had been wearing a bikini while driving...:think:

[Liberal_in_LA]

9. She driving a hybrid!

[elshiva]

10. She is a liberal. She voted for Obama.