I announce my candidacy for Governor of California...

[Zech Marquis]

as my evil, take no prisoners alter ego Darth Vader :wow: (somebody cue the music for me)

As Lord of the Sith, and future Governor of California, I would personally use the Force chock on every Repuke in the state, and I'd start with that bastard Pete Wilson for leading the state into that Enron fiasco. I'd make that fucker's eyes pop out and head explode :evilgrin: On all the news networks live of course :evilgrin: Then I'd give the same "treatment" to Issa, Simon, Bomber Bob Dorgan, and yes arnuld..although I'd make all of his flabby musclles burst first, then the old choke move.

Using the new Zech Marquis Death Star, I'd separate California form the rest of the US--we could use some more beachfronts, you know :evilgrin: My flagship Star Destroyer will provide air defens from orbit, in case * and Rummy wanna be heros.

Maybe I'd"mstakenly"misfire on Chris Webber's house...and the LA Clippers :evilgrin:

Next, kick all the US military forces out, bring in the storm troopers and TIE fighters. LAPD replaced by Dark Jedi ("you were speeding, weren't you"--mind trick at work...)

Finally, drag Kenny boy from his hole and feed his ass to a Rancor :evilgrin: again, a lve pay for view event on all channels...

Once I have California trasnformed into the Golden Imperial State, I'l turn the Death Sttar loose on Florida and Crawford, Texas :bounce:

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1. Action Figures for Office (AFO)

line starts to the left, your toughness.

[Zech Marquis]

2. I know it's a serious matter

but today I just had to laugh at it all :D

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3. i see the convention scene...

child getting autograph...
former action star signing headshot...

"...and then i was governor of california for a couple of years, then i did sequel # 7. did you see that one? great special effects..."