An idea whose time has come: MEAT PINATAS!

[arbusto_baboso]

And by that, I mean pinatas FILLED with meat. Preferably smoked meats like bacon, sausage, etc.


Whaddaya think?

[Dr Fate]

1. If nitrate cured meats are involved, you can be sure to have my full support.

Mark me down as "for" meat pinatas.

I could see having the pinata itself composed of meat products as well.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. The logistics on that might be more complicated, but...

if it could be worked out, I'm on board with that, too.

[Dr Fate]

4. Perhaps we could hollow out a nice spiced ham from a genetically altered hog?

I'm just thinking out loud here- then again, we might catch The SARS or something.

[arbusto_baboso]

10. No, no, I think you're on to something here.

Spiced/smoked or otherwise preserved, and I think we'd be okay.

[TK421]

3. There's jerky out there that is pretty damn tough...almost like shoe leather n/t

[Dr Fate]

7. I'm hip- we could sew the strands together with turkey stitches.

I'm thinking it could be drapped over a mold and made to conform to the shape of the mold.

Sounds like a worthwhile project. Perhaps we all need to be in constant PM contact from here on out.

[TK421]

13. Keep me posted!

:)

[DS1]

5. Or how about a meat grenade, you just open your mouths while standing in a circle

and set it off. A very low-activity and violent buffet, if you will.

[arbusto_baboso]

9. Cool! Love the idea. AND the commentary.

Violent buffet. Nice.

[flvegan]

6. You really want to beat your meat?

[Dr. Strange]

8. Again, it's May.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8733485

[TZ]

11. Says the official spokesman for the event...

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

12. Onan the barbarian!

[nomorenomore08]

17. Wonder if somebody could get away with using that as a screen name?

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

20. Oh man, somebody's already thought of it!

http://www.7mpictures.com/inside/onan.htm

[madinmaryland]

21. Hope about some summer sausage??

:shrug:

[Dr Fate]

14. K & R n/t

n/t

[My Good Babushka]

15. I'm imagining delicious

cascades of salami rosettes.

[rucky]

16. You could call them Em-pinatas

[jmowreader]

18. Make the shell out of pork rinds

Grind them up and reform them, like they do with Pringles. That would provide the proper pinata-like fragility.

[vard28]

19. A friend of mine has a sister

The sister thought it would be a great idea to fill a pinata for 4 year olds with juice boxes.

The children were traumatized, to say the least, when they thought they had killed Hello Kitty or whatever little girl animal pinata it was. In case you haven't figured it out yet... the pinata "bled" red fruit punch.

I was laughing so hard, tryin' not to pee my pants, that I missed whatever animal it was, but that's gotta be one of the funniest stories I've heard someone tell in my life. You have to know my friend. She's Hawaiian, so she can wind a tale. It was classic. I still laugh my ass off every time I ask her to tell someone who hasn't heard it.

[nomorenomore08]

22. "You killed Hello Kitty!"

:rofl: :spray:

[vard28]

23. Yup

My friend's sister had no children at the time, OBVIOUSLY. :rofl:

All the little girls were crying. It was quite a scene. "Bloody" candy gushing out of poor Hello Kitty.

Kira said they wanted to wring her sister's neck. I still get the giggles, even typing it.