Watched the South Park "Biggest Douche In The Universe" episode last night. Who would you vote for?

[Initech]

So say there actually were a "biggest douche in the universe" contest. The prerequisites would be something like this:

- Has to be a famous person (cannot nominate your next door neighbor who likes to blare death metal music while sodomizing small animals)
- Must be currently in the public spotlight (cannot nominate a celebrity whose 15 minutes have long past expired)
- Has to have at least one published article about them (serial killers, for instance)
- Can be from pretty much any category - politicians, sports figures, celebrities, business tycoons, pundits, famous criminals, etc.
- Has to be alive (no nominating dead psychotic dictators like Mussolini or Pinochet, Osama is kind of questionable)

Who would you pick?

Me personally I'd nominate Rush Limbaugh. There's no way a radio DJ should have that much power and influence over how the government works.

[MrScorpio]

1. Simon Cowell

I just don't like that guy

[realisticphish]

8. yeah, but he's paid to be a douche

[Deep13]

2. How the hell am I supposed to know who the current celebrities are? nt

[Initech]

3. Doesnt have to be celebrities.

Like for instance a couple of other people I would nominate would be MLB super agent Scott Boras, and Patriots coach Bill Belicheck.

Oh and Dick Cheney as well.

[KamaAina]

4. Ch- Ch- Ch- Ch- Cheney!

assuming the "undisclosed location" is, in fact, within the universe.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. My first thought was Bill O'Lielly, but I could accept a Limbaugh nomination, too.

[Throd]

6. A toss-up between Nancy Grace and Gloria Allred

[realisticphish]

7. I don't know, their choice is pretty damn good

[Forkboy]

9. I'll have you know I've never sodomized a small animal while listening to death metal.

Oh sure, a few big animals, but everyone does that.

[Initech]

11. LMAO!!!

:rofl:

[alphafemale]

10. That congress critter that called Matthew Sheppard's murder a hoax.

:mad:

Virginia Fox. That's the name of the stupid douche bag.

[nomorenomore08]

13. At the moment I think I'd agree with you.

:grr: :grr: :grr:

[jmowreader]

12. Why do I get the feeling this is going to shake out to be a list of RW talking heads?

I mean, shit, just pick anyone on Fox News.

[SoxFan]

14. Any surviving leader of the Khmer Rouge

Epic fucksticks