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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 06:58 PM
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I ate bacon yesterday and went out in public today.
Will I get swine flu?

Why can't I get wine flu instead?
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:02 PM
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1. Did you have wine?
You have to drink wine to get wine flu.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:04 PM
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3. No, but I have several unopened bottles just waiting for me.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:49 PM
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8. need help drinking them?
:rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:06 PM
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6. I thought wine flu was what it was called when some people (not naming names) drink too much...
box wine and get sick.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:03 PM
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2. That would be better than the whine flu
Be careful out there.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:04 PM
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4. Absolutely!
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:06 PM
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5. I had the gin flu once.
Still had to go to work though.:(
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 07:07 PM
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7. Did you ever have the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu?
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:56 PM
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9. Most Saturday nights for too many years..
:)
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 10:00 PM
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10. I have been out in the public for the last 2 weeks.
I am not going to worry about it.

I would like to get the beer flu.
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