I sent the hubby out to get Children's Claritin. What will he bring home instead?

[Shell Beau]

This will be interesting. He, for some unknown reason, can't for the life of him bring home what I ask for. I was going to go, but Bells wanted me here. Sooooo, what will it be? I am guessing regular Claritin or baby Tylenol.

[MrScorpio]

1. Liquor, Liquor

Trust me

[Shell Beau]

2. Beer I am sure made the list!

[SoxFan]

3. Chitlins and Clairol

[Maraya1969]

4. I was going to post sometime but now I am just upset.

just kidding.....but that chitlin shit does not make me happy.

[SoxFan]

6. My first trip to a Piggly Wiggly

I grew up in Mass and NH, in lilly-white suburban/exurban towns. In 1993, I moved to New Orleans, a city which is considerably more diverse. The first time I went into a local supermarket, which I think was a Piggly Wiggly, I was amazed at what I found in the meat section:

A Build-It-Yourself Pig Kit.

Hoofs, lips, ears, and whatever the hell a chitlin is.

I'm still unsettled by the experience!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. A jar of pickled herring, a 3/4" socket wrench, a pair of sneakers,

a carton of Gauloises, a radio-controlled helicopter, a box of blueberry muffin mix, a glue gun, and some mothballs. He will totally forget the Claritin.

[Pierre.Suave]

8. Are you following me around or something?

:P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. No, you would use metric sockets and smoke unfiltered Camels.

[Pierre.Suave]

16. well, whoever bought those things

must be channeling me or something...

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Lysol, Creme de Menthe, 4 bags of Twizzlers, a vise grip, two rulers, and a hat

[Pierre.Suave]

9. one ruler, one yardstick...

come on, everyone knows that...

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. two table lamps, a portico, and a gallon of orange paint "because it was on sale"

[Pierre.Suave]

13. rofl

of course.

[Dr. Strange]

10. Condoms.

I want in on this pool.

[BeachBaby]

17. You'll have to split it with me. +44-6.

[Dr. Strange]

18. So I get 44, and you get 6?

[Taverner]

12. A puppy

Basset Hound, to be precise

[RubyDuby in GA]

15. Wow. Your husband must be related to my husband.

I can send him a picture on his phone while he is at the store and he will still come out with the wrong thing. Sometimes I truly want to run away from home.

[bigwillq]

19. You must inform us

when he returns! :) :hi:

[CreekDog]

20. Menthol cigarettes

Menthol is for allergies. Are you some sort of perfectionist? :D

[Ptah]

21. I remember when my infants were ill

Scared me.

:hug:

[Shell Beau]

27. Yes indeed!

Especially with this dumbass flu goin round! :hug:

[Ptah]

32. Recovery is on the way

:hug:

[alphafemale]

22. Porn and Oreos

Unless they have a list...that is what is on their brain.

:evilgrin:

[Bake]

23. What a CUTIE!!!! I love the pic!!

The baby, not the hubby....

Bake

[Shell Beau]

28. She is a doll, huh? You have been gone awhile! I have

had this as my sig pic for a long time.

[Bake]

36. I've only been MIA for about a month.

I know, it seems like an eternity.

But what a cuuuuuute baby!!!! I just want to squeeze those cheeks!!

Bake

[Shell Beau]

37. They are definitely squeezable!!

And since you missed a month AHEM (aka an excuse to show Bella pics):

[vard28]

24. Shell hasn't replied in a while

You realize she had to go back out and get the correct item herself, right?

:rofl:

[Bake]

25. No doubt.

:rofl:

Bake

[Shell Beau]

26. Ok! So, he did good! He asked the pharmacist and he called me!!!

So now I suck for doubting him. :)

[Canuckistanian]

30. Well, don't you feel sheepish

How could you EVER doubt him?

You'd better treat him to a feast at the Olive Garden.

[Muttocracy]

35. so he's one of the ones I see in the grocery store, Target, etc. asking questions on cell phone :)

[Shell Beau]

40. I guess he finally learned.

:7

[Canuckistanian]

29. "Honey! Guess what? They've got a NEW version of WoW!"

"What? Claritin? Aw, geez...."

[UTUSN]

31. Why?!1 Are husbands totally dense and helpless?!1 n/t

[Shell Beau]

34. At times, you bet!

I can only speak for my own though.

[Justyce]

33. I think they do it so we'll quit asking them to go....

;-)

[carlyhippy]

38. mine would come home with the store brand claritin along with

ice cream, potato chips, cokes, candy, fishing lures, fishing line, etc. It would take me 5 minutes in and out of the store, it would take him an hour.

[carlyhippy]

39. .