"Hey, I'm not PREGNANT!" my 15 year old daughter shouted in the Korean restaurant.

[HopeHoops]

And, it was just as the waitress arrived at the table with more tea.

This is the restaurant on the other side of the street from the karate school where she is a second degree black belt and an orange belt in Kumdo (swords). The Grand Master frequents this place.

My daughter is NOT sexually active - this was just funny timing.

We were discussing herbs, and came upon the subject of problem combinations. My wife and I mentioned that celery leaves were something to avoid if you are pregnant (just passing on information we learned during my wife's first pregnancy - it can induce abortion). The waitress approached the table just as my girl said "HEY, I'm NOT PREGNANT!" There wasn't a good way to explain our way out of that.

[Dr. Strange]

1. That sounds like a great entry for the Bulwer-Lytton contest.

"Hey, I'm not PREGNANT!" my 15 year old daughter shouted in the Korean restaurant.

[HopeHoops]

2. I thought, "Sure, why not?"

So I submitted it ;}

[Dr. Strange]

3. Kick ass!

I submitted an entry myself about a month ago.

[sasquatch]

4. HAHA!! That definately beats what any of the female midlets say

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

5. Aren't conversations more fun when taken out of context?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqUfPhMxmAg

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Ha. Neither am I.

[flvegan]

8. Sexually active?

Sucks for MrMidlo I'll bet.

:rofl:

[Odin2005]

7. "NOT sexually active" By the way she reacted I wouldn't be so sure.

You sure she's not sneaking off with the BF? :rofl: