The chicken cutlet bosom?

[midnight armadillo]

Hold on one minute here...over on HuffPost there's urgent breaking news: Miss California's Breast Implants Funded By Pageant: CONFIRMED.

reading down towards the bottom is a transcript of a discussion about this. quote:
RODRIGUEZ: But don't the judges look at proportion when they're judging the swimsuits? Wouldn't she have a better chance of winning if she were more proportioned?

LEWIS: Well, of course she does. But there's plenty of ways of getting to more proportion without doing breast implants.

RODRIGUEZ: Well, but if...

LEWIS: Many of the girls use chicken cutlets.

RODRIGUEZ: ... if you have a flat chest, what are you supposed to do?

LEWIS: You use chicken cutlets. You use tape. You use anything that you can to enhance the line. There's lots of tricks of the trade
It's just a matter of whether or not you want to go to that next level.

Is this bullshit, or do women in pageants actually stuff raw chicken into their bathing suits and then parade around under hot lights? :barf: