If you wanted to buy pot for the first time...

[pengillian101]

I have never bought pot. However I used to smoke it once in awhile. I have a very good pal from the good old days coming for a visit soon. I'm quite sure he still smokes and I want to be a good hostess, lol.

We live many miles apart now. How in the world could I find a source in a very rural place I now live in - when I don't know who to ask, and don't know who to trust? Or should I assume he'll bring his own?

Friends I have here and now - drink - and don't do any pot etc...

[flvegan]

1. Ask a cop. I'll bet they know.

Wait...no, don't do that.

[UndertheOcean]

4. You are a cop ?

where can I get pot in orlando , FL , you know ?

[flvegan]

7. No, but Orange Blossom Trail.

I've never smoked, but even I know that if you want "something" in Orlando, you hit OBT.

[Shell Beau]

2. Um, good luck with that. I haven't a clue.

Maybe he managed to bring some.

[NightWatcher]

3. good luck with that but tread lightly. I'd see if the pal could bring some

although it's harmless, it's dangerous to try to buy the stuff.

DONT GO ON CRAIGLIST AND ANSWER ADS FOR 420 FRIENDS-> THOSE ARE COPS.

Do you have any friends who work in restaurants? That's the easiest connection

[nomorenomore08]

5. I'm sure someone in your area knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.

:P

[pengillian101]

10. Exactly, lol.

I'm sure someone in your area knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.
----------------

Ha, I know a guy who looks like he knows a guy, etc.

But who the heck knows, just because he rides a Harley and has a gray ponytail down his back?

Thanks for responding, nomorenomore08

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. He'll bring his own.

And most likely, he will set you up.

Be very careful otherwise.

[cherish44]

8. Chances are if you live in a very rural town there' are a lot of potheads

What else is there to do? I'm sure one of your drinking buddies probably knows of someone :)

[LeftyMom]

9. For starters, I wouldn't announce it on the internet.

[flvegan]

11. Narc.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

15. Do I know you?

Until I get my background check, I'm pretty sure the answer is "no."

[flvegan]

19. Oooh, THAT is funny.

:rofl: Seriously. I'm cracking up over here. Yeah, no you don't.

[LeftyMom]

26. Why do you keep replying to me, weirdo?

[flvegan]

27. Sabotage.

[LeftyMom]

30. A fine song. Your point, complete stranger?

[pengillian101]

12. That's good advice.

But I was discrete, no?

[Duer 157099]

13. Reminds me of a very funny episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm

When Larry wants to get some pot for his father's glaucoma. Goes into LA, sees this guy on the street (Hugo from LOST!) and tries to be cool and casual, which of course doesn't work.

LOL it was funny. That would be me if I ever found myself in that situation - I'd have no clue who or how to do it either.

[pengillian101]

18. Ha! Thanks for understanding.

Good one!

LOL it was funny. That would be me if I ever found myself in that situation - I'd have no clue who or how to do it either.

[pokerfan]

23. Larry buys weed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcf2CO65lf4

[DS1]

14. First, totally ignore LeftyMom's advice. Second: Put an ad on Craigslist

Heh.

No, really. Just about everyone in rural areas has a stash, most grow their own, at least in Vermont they do. Ask people "if they smoke", if they do, they'll catch on, if they don't they'll offer you a cigarette.

[rcrush]

16. I only go through friends

Usually someone I know will know someone who has weed. I dont go to strangers.

[Jamastiene]

17. Wait up! Hold up!

DO NOT try to buy weed if you don't know who you are dealing with. Your friend will most likely bring their own. Seriously, you do NOT want to approach someone you do not know to buy dope. That's a big NO-NO.

Trust me. Your friend will most likely bring their own. If you are still concerned about it, just talk to them about it and it'll be ok.

Again, don't approach someone you don't know to buy dope.

If it's a cop, you are busted.
If it's a drug dealer and they don't know you, you could be in for a horrible night, if you live.

[pengillian101]

20. Thanks, Jamastiene

"Trust me. Your friend will most likely bring their own. If you are still concerned about it, just talk to them about it and it'll be ok."


That is most wise and I will act upon your most excellent advice. Thanks, pal.

:-)

[DS1]

21. Another option

Show up at parties during harvest time. Shit, people will GIVE you some of their buds. Farmers are proud of their crop, bud is no different ;)

[pokerfan]

22. Craigslist

Be sure to include your address, email, phone numbers and social security numbers.

[LisaL]

24. Call 911. Tell them you are out of pot.

[Pharlo]

37. 911 is for emergencies...

That would be the friend is here and we need the weed right NOW!!!

In this instance, the individual is trying to prepare in advance. Best suggestion I can come up with is have the OP call 211 and inform them that he is conducting research into the effects of medical marijuana on the A(H1N 1) virus and that he already has access to several individuals with the disease, a control placebo, and needs the name, address, and phone number of the nearest medical marijuana provider.

[sniffa]

25. Craigslist

What could go wrong?

[pengillian101]

29. Craigslist Posted by sniffa What could go wrong?

Sometimes reading a full thread from beginning to end tells the whole idea.

[struggle4progress]

28. Thirty five years ago, I could have told you. But when I developed a serious interest in politics,

I forgot all that stuff

[Odin2005]

31. Maybe I'm just a naive country boy but I've never seen a drug dealer in person EVER!!!

I have NO CLUE where people here in Fargo get thier pot. :shrug:

[pengillian101]

32. Maybe I'm just a naive country boy but I've never seen a drug dealer in person EVER!!!

Yes, I understand what you say - but how do we know one just by sight?

[woo me with science]

34. Look for this guy.

I've heard business has been a little slow, so he'll be happy to see you.

[Inchworm]

44. Oh, you have seen a drug dealer I bet...

They don't always have "a look."

It could be your neighbor's mom, your preacher, your sister's father-in-law's niece's basketball coach...

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

35. Go over to Moorhead and hang around the college campus

Chances are you'll find some fairly quickly.

[Odin2005]

42. I live right by MSUM, haven't seen any.

:shrug:

[Robeson]

33. I'm going to give you the best advice you'll ever get....

...don't put you're business on the streets, i.e., and that includes the internets.

[datasuspect]

36. hit a bar, know some basic phrases in spanish

and ask the guys with the shaven heads.

[Roon]

38. Hang out at a bar for a couple of week-ends and make friends

you'll find a connect in no time.

[NightWatcher]

39. ding. make friends with bartenders

[Gidney N Cloyd]

40. Go to a hotel and ask the bellhop.

[nuxvomica]

41. That's the first thing I thought of

I must've read it in a novel or something.

[Inchworm]

43. Plan to cook yummy snacks instead

That way you can do your part if he does still indulge. Nothing funner than stoners making fingerfoods :D

You never know, too.. lots of flaws in your idea.
-pal could be "in recovery"
-lots of rat bastids out there
-cops suck as does jail
-smokers have their own stash/contacts
-yada yada

hehe.

:smoke:

[Love Bug]

45. Just make him a hotdish, honey, and you'll stay out of trouble!

Striving to be a good hostess is to be admired but I don't think that extends to providing illegal substances!

[Enrique]

46. go to the Greyhound station

I haven't been inside or walked past a Greyhound station in any town where I wasn't offered something.