Become a food snob to eat sexy.

[crim son]

Headline on yahoo news. Is this where I've failed? Who the Fuck knew? :eyes:

[janx]

1. Internet advertising.

:rofl:

[crim son]

2. Desperate times, my friend!

:D

[janx]

10. Let's try this:

Become a food snob to eat sexy


Sexy become snob food eat to become

[SPKrazy]

3. everyone knew but you

now you do and you too can be sexy

wait, what??? you are sexy...

[janx]

4. The syntax is so screwed up. Where does this come from?

:shrug: It sounds like George Bush!

[SPKrazy]

7. the headline was written by shrub

as for me, I'm screwed up, my syntax has become sin tax, and I need to go to sleep

[janx]

11. ...

:rofl:

[crim son]

5. Oh, I know.

I'm perversely sexy in life... nobody can resist me. Sadly I'm not "in life" but "in house" or "online" or "otherwise occupied." I paged you on facebook... did you get it? Anyhow, I'm heading downstairs to try to play Rachael Yamagata's "Elephants." I LOVE that gloomy song.

Yes, I'm off the wagon as promised. Enjoy your movie?

[SPKrazy]

8. I answered you almost instantly

off the wagon as promised, drinking dry martinis?

no didn't enjoy movie, is a long boring day.

gloomy songs... oh brother...

well if you were here you would be found perversely sexy by a perverted old man. :P

[Danger Mouse]

6. Are they suggesting that sexy should be devoured?

[crim son]

13. Nobody knows for sure.

This is how we all know we've failed.

[SPKrazy]

9. Well good night food snob

now you are even more sexy

I am totally tired

I've also messaged you on FB

I get messages about being an FB from someone on FB which I find funny in its own way.

:rofl:

[crim son]

12. Good night to you!

Sleep well.