Please. Save my job. Go here.

[Midlodemocrat]

http://theurbansurveyor.blogspot.com


:thumbsup:

[madinmaryland]

1. WTF?? Your ad is "Treat Compulsive Wanking"?

:wtf:

[sniffa]

2. You need to give a teaser

Suck the people in. :eyes:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Sorry, Midlo!

You're going to lose your job!

:P

[Gormy Cuss]

4. You're Dave's girlfriend?

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

5. You owe me a new keyboard!!

:spray:

[XemaSab]

6. Midlo, if you're Dave's girlfriend you need a hamper with a lock

x(

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Gormy doodle-doo. I lurves you.

And, no.

But if I don't promote the blog, sniffa will fire me again. And, in this economy? Hell's Bells, girlfriend I'll take what I can get.

[jeff30997]

8. One question:

Why is this no published dammit???

Gee!!! Funniest stuff ever !

I read it as soon as there's a new one.

He Sniffa ! Find a fucking publisher (Oh and an agent,there supposed to be essential) !

[sniffa]

9. I'm scorned because Fredda Weinberg is banned

:(

[jeff30997]

11. I dont get it.

[sniffa]

12. She's DU's most famous publicist

and racist.

[jeff30997]

14. Still don't get it.

Please Read post down

[sniffa]

16. I haven't shopped for a deal

but I'm waiting until I have enough entries to make a bathroom book. I'm almost at 50 so I need to at least double that and probably more.

[jeff30997]

17. bathroom book?

Err..OK :).But seriously I wouldn't mind buying "My Days With Dave".I'm so serious that

I'm scarring myself! :scared:

[grasswire]

15. Gah! I thought I would avoid that name!

Gee, thanks for reminding us about that troublemaker.

[sniffa]

19. She may be the most spectacular DUer I've ever met in person

[grasswire]

20. I think Stephanie may have met her too

At least Stef told me about someone meeting her. Oh wait. It was the DU-er who lives in Tiburon.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Because if he publishes it, he will have to pay me royalties

for being his publicist and he's a cheap bastid. We know this. :thumbsup:

[jeff30997]

13. I understand perfectly.

(Why is it that I understand women more than men when they say that women are impossible to understand?)

[jeff30997]

18. Hey ! Can I hire you as my publicist ?

It would be a dream job : Nothing to publicize about,12 months vacations.What

are you waiting for ???